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[jess_teh_skox]

I still don't have much to talk about. Life is....pretty much the usual for me. Still alternating between gleefully optimistic excitement and all-encompassing dread over the move, still unemployed aside from this stuff with my grandma, still all icky and gay....nothing terribly new to talk about

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[anonymous]

Who's Dane?

Damn, Jess, stop mentioning gay porn! It reminds me of how we used to virtual anthro skirt-chasing together! *cries* Those were the best times!

- Ray-O

[jess_teh_skox]

GProopdog from the IdiotBoard, if that clears things up any.

Dude, that didn't stop because I'm gay. It stopped because your parents are Nazis conspiring to keep us apart and we've both since, I assume, sort of moved on.

[anonymous]

Don't call my parents Nazis. They're actually good people. If they had given birth to a normal kid, he'd be fine. But I came out autistic. And I watched way too many Don Bluth films. And basically that's what happened.

Funny enough, I saw a video on YouTube about a guy who's going basically through what happened to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxlpIxGSU2k

- Ray-O

[jess_teh_skox]

I'm about 95% sure that I'm autistic to some degree. It would explain SO MUCH.

Look, how old are you? Almost certainly too old now for them to be able to tell you who you can and cannot talk to on the web. Though, perhaps my background in life just makes me predisposed toward casting parents as diabolical scheming villains. (Just like my German-ness causes me to take more pleasure than most people in making forced accusations of National Socialism, I guess.)

I mean, who would've suspected that my mom would've been more okay with my homosexuality than your parents are with this? Makes me wonder both what your parents think is going on, and also the actuality of what's you're up to. I mean, I certainly HOPE they're not right........

Now start using YouTube to watch old Conan clips like a REAL man.

[anonymous]

19 right now. You remember we were born exactly six months apart.

My parents don't think so, though. They think you're some kind of old pedophile, actually.

You know what you should be watching on YouTube. Search "like the hat" productions, because they have whole episodes of Good Eats. Should come in handy after the move, you know, to learn to cook for yourself.

Look, maybe... when I find a girlfriend or something, I'll be able to move on. This shit is criminal, man.

- Ray-O

[jess_teh_skox]

...some kind of old pedophile? Dude, you'll be hard-pressed to find someone who likes children less than I do. Hell, I didn't even like kids when I was a kid myself. I was an elitist bastard and, by all means, I must've been miserable to go to school with.

[huzlinefan]

I just want to second the Good Eats recommendation.