how appropriate
On the twelfth day of Christmas, jess_m sent to me...
Twelve star_sparks drumming
Eleven lucifershalos piping
Ten sarahkatheryns a-leaping
Nine friends dancing
Eight piercings a-milking
Seven dvds a-swimming
Six lesbians a-nursing
Five ba-a-a-abies
Four tattoos
Three e-mails
Two movies
...and an internet in a brontewhore.