Incredibly Long Survey
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch WAY too much TV)
× I own lots of books. (Bill owns lots of books)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I like stuff like Sims and also puzzle games.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (I was a teenager afterall)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Love some girl on girl action)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I am usually on the other end of this)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Too much)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (It has been actually the last 2-3 years that I have been making my transformation.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (What?! Who does this?)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (LOVE the rain)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I would definitely get my boobs lifted and tummy tucked.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one does!)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Just one. His name is Dylan and he's 28.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I need to know who is calling so I know whether or not it is safe to pick up.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I could stand to lose a few pounds but overall I am pleased with my looks.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Who's the victim?)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (and then some. . .)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I don't but I would if I could. I have these wonderful cotton pants that are capri lenth so they aren't really sweatpants but they are so comfy!!)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom's cool.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (This is 2006!)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I never drink enough to do this.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I like and love a lot of people.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know exactly what I want to do.)
× I want to have children in the future. (I have children but I would not like any more.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Not only do I have experience changing diapers for a tons of kids related to me but I also change diapers at my job! I also have the distinct pleasure to have changed many adult diapers! This is not something I would like to do ever again!!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to environmental stuff like pollen and mold but also a lot of soaps.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does!)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Sadly this is very true.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music. (Ewwwww!)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (In nursing? No.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (MMMMM! Candy. . .)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I have very talented toes!)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (I am actually scared to death of horses.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (they're somewhere)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (diet coke)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I can be)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (NEVER)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I don't care for wine.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I don't want to see myself naked either.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (I have lived in only one state.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (In all sorts of ways.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (I wish I could.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I think I would like to though.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Boys and girls are so different!)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I never forget to eat or sleep.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands. (I have to wash my hands a lot at work but it is not a compulsion.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Does a picture of my kids count?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I love to chew gum.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (It was more like 5 years, from 14-19. I blame Nirvana.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (I am a redhead.)
× I am a twin! (I always wished I was.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I already am and I don't like it.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What is that?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (It depends. I like truth but I don't always like dare.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I hate sports!!)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (I watch WAY too much TV)
× I own lots of books. (Bill owns lots of books)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (I like stuff like Sims and also puzzle games.)
✓ I've tried marijuana. (I was a teenager afterall)
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Love some girl on girl action)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (I am usually on the other end of this)
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (Too much)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (It has been actually the last 2-3 years that I have been making my transformation.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (What?! Who does this?)
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (LOVE the rain)
× I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I would definitely get my boobs lifted and tummy tucked.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Who doesn't?)
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (No one does!)
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (Just one. His name is Dylan and he's 28.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I need to know who is calling so I know whether or not it is safe to pick up.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (I could stand to lose a few pounds but overall I am pleased with my looks.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Who's the victim?)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (and then some. . .)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (I don't but I would if I could. I have these wonderful cotton pants that are capri lenth so they aren't really sweatpants but they are so comfy!!)
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My mom's cool.)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (This is 2006!)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I never drink enough to do this.)
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (I like and love a lot of people.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I know exactly what I want to do.)
× I want to have children in the future. (I have children but I would not like any more.)
✓ I have changed a diaper before. (Not only do I have experience changing diapers for a tons of kids related to me but I also change diapers at my job! I also have the distinct pleasure to have changed many adult diapers! This is not something I would like to do ever again!!)
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to environmental stuff like pollen and mold but also a lot of soaps.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Everyone does!)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (Sadly this is very true.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music. (Ewwwww!)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (In nursing? No.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (MMMMM! Candy. . .)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (I have very talented toes!)
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse. (I am actually scared to death of horses.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (they're somewhere)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
✓ I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (diet coke)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (I can be)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (NEVER)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (I don't care for wine.)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (I don't want to see myself naked either.)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries. (I have lived in only one state.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (In all sorts of ways.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
× I can speak more than one language. (I wish I could.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I think I would like to though.)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (Boys and girls are so different!)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I never forget to eat or sleep.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands. (I have to wash my hands a lot at work but it is not a compulsion.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Does a picture of my kids count?)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (I love to chew gum.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (It was more like 5 years, from 14-19. I blame Nirvana.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (I am a redhead.)
× I am a twin! (I always wished I was.)
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (I already am and I don't like it.)
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (What is that?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare. (It depends. I like truth but I don't always like dare.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I hate sports!!)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.