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If my cats were to morph into one huge giant super cat.
It would have peters sex appeal to attract males
It would have granpa joes massive body and strength
And it would have hollace's drunken stumble
Then it would stand on 2 legs and dress up as a human.
It would get a job pushing papers in some office building
It would drink it's coffee with lots of milk and little to no coffee, but no one would suspect anything.
It would take cigarette breaks outside, and eat tuna for lunch.
It would love it's new found freedom so much it might even move out of our apartment and get it's own place.
It would have a couple of gold fish. At this point it wouldn't even want to eat them anymore.
It would impregnate other regular neighborhood felines daily.
At this point the Hollace part of the super cat would start considering neurosurgery to fix his drunken stumble. He goes for it and is thrilled with the results. HE HAS NEVER WALKED STRAIGHT IN HIS LIFE.
Grandpas part of the super cat would start going to the gym and lifting weights in the day. At night he will go home and try on female clothing. This isn't wrong because the third part of the super cat (peter) IS a female..therefore super cat is neither male nor female. Also because we all know grandpa joe is a little gay in the first place.
And finally Peter.
After a few months of drinking heavily, abusing catnip, and whoring herself out to keep up with her expensive spending habits, she will force the super cat to enter rehab.
When the super cat completes this peter decides she wants to do a broadway show similar to the vagina monologues consisting mostly of super cat sitting on a stage licking it's genitalia.(Or the fleshy place where it's dick or vag would be since it's neither male or female)
The show is a HIT and super cat is living the good life. They tour all around the country and finally move to LA .
That's what would happen in my cats transformed into one.
It would have peters sex appeal to attract males
It would have granpa joes massive body and strength
And it would have hollace's drunken stumble
Then it would stand on 2 legs and dress up as a human.
It would get a job pushing papers in some office building
It would drink it's coffee with lots of milk and little to no coffee, but no one would suspect anything.
It would take cigarette breaks outside, and eat tuna for lunch.
It would love it's new found freedom so much it might even move out of our apartment and get it's own place.
It would have a couple of gold fish. At this point it wouldn't even want to eat them anymore.
It would impregnate other regular neighborhood felines daily.
At this point the Hollace part of the super cat would start considering neurosurgery to fix his drunken stumble. He goes for it and is thrilled with the results. HE HAS NEVER WALKED STRAIGHT IN HIS LIFE.
Grandpas part of the super cat would start going to the gym and lifting weights in the day. At night he will go home and try on female clothing. This isn't wrong because the third part of the super cat (peter) IS a female..therefore super cat is neither male nor female. Also because we all know grandpa joe is a little gay in the first place.
And finally Peter.
After a few months of drinking heavily, abusing catnip, and whoring herself out to keep up with her expensive spending habits, she will force the super cat to enter rehab.
When the super cat completes this peter decides she wants to do a broadway show similar to the vagina monologues consisting mostly of super cat sitting on a stage licking it's genitalia.(Or the fleshy place where it's dick or vag would be since it's neither male or female)
The show is a HIT and super cat is living the good life. They tour all around the country and finally move to LA .
That's what would happen in my cats transformed into one.