Lastnight
At a party last night I saw somebody suck dog piss out of a carpet, mistaking it for spilt booze.
Who who even drink spilt booze out of a carpet?
I also kicked sweet ass in beer pong which was funny because it was my third time ever playing beer pong.
I got in trouble for playing Toxic by Britney Spears. But seriously? I think I changed it from like The red hot chili peppers or something. It wasn't that much worse.
Phillis drove and she racked up some points while on the road
-100 For pulling out directly behind a state trooper without her headlights on
+100 For state trooper neglecting to care or notice
-50 For switching lanes and almost hitting a car
+50 For not hitting the car
+ 100 for running over a christmas tree somebody put on the side walk LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ
= 100 points.
A perfect score.
When we got home the restaurant next door was getting ready to open and that's when i realized it was like 4 in the morning and I had to be up at 8:30
Surprisingly I was ok in the morning and had a productive day of work.
Tonight I was planning on getting drunk and practicing scientology TR's with Phillis but I don't know i can be awake for long enough to accomplish that.
Do birds fly? yes
Do birds fly? yes
Do birds fly? I still don't like you're damned hair.
Who who even drink spilt booze out of a carpet?
I also kicked sweet ass in beer pong which was funny because it was my third time ever playing beer pong.
I got in trouble for playing Toxic by Britney Spears. But seriously? I think I changed it from like The red hot chili peppers or something. It wasn't that much worse.
Phillis drove and she racked up some points while on the road
-100 For pulling out directly behind a state trooper without her headlights on
+100 For state trooper neglecting to care or notice
-50 For switching lanes and almost hitting a car
+50 For not hitting the car
+ 100 for running over a christmas tree somebody put on the side walk LOLOLOLOLOLOLZ
= 100 points.
A perfect score.
When we got home the restaurant next door was getting ready to open and that's when i realized it was like 4 in the morning and I had to be up at 8:30
Surprisingly I was ok in the morning and had a productive day of work.
Tonight I was planning on getting drunk and practicing scientology TR's with Phillis but I don't know i can be awake for long enough to accomplish that.
Do birds fly? yes
Do birds fly? yes
Do birds fly? I still don't like you're damned hair.