wow, these things are funny

[jess_06_lynne]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I set kevmoras_88's puppy on fire (-66 points). In October I helped qtpie17878 hide a body (-173 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ashad06's purse (30 points). Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I turned xdieforyoux in for running naked in the mall (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-906 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
jess_06_lynne