boooooored

Jun 30, 2006 12:38

So including me there are a total of 3 people in the office today. I don't know where the hell everyone is but I am bored as hell and the phone has rang like twice since I started at 9. So, strictkly stemming from my boredom I give you a meme! I'm pretty sure I've done this one before, and I know its been done w/ songs too, but I always find it fun. So, meme time!! Yay!!

A. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes on your blog.
D. Have commenters guess what the movie is.
E. Either strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified or place the guesser’s user name directly after the quote.
F. Extra points for knowing the actor or character’s name.


1.True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.

2.Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.

3.Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the hearth with a coathanger while I was still in the womb?

4.(Nice boys don't kiss like that.) Oh yes they fucking do

5.War will make corpses of us all

6.(I have to tell Corey I love her by 1:37.) That's an excelent time.

7.Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

8.After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

9.Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.

10.Don't you know who I am? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

11.When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

12.Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence.

13.(No way, the old codger can see out of the back of his head!) AND HEAR ACROSS CLASSROOMS!

14.Fuck what you know. You need to forget about what you know, that's your problem. Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me.

15.Please do not be distressed. This is only driver's seeing-eye bitch, Sammy Davis Jr-Jr.
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