THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED
the worst thing that has ever happened occurred about an hour and a half ago.
I don't know about you guys, but i keep a ton of screennames on my buddy list. Be they people I talk to everyday, friends I talk to from high school, friends i don't talk to from high school, my friends' friends that are on my buddy list, people i secretly stalk.
Just some of the groups.
So, the worst thing that could happen in my life....a secret virus-slash-incredibly invasive market scheme that sends an im TO EVERYONE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST THAT ISN'T AWAY. ie, all the people mentioned in the categories above.
i am crying so hard.
ok, imagine in your head some of the most awkward im conversations that could ever take place. I JUST HAD THEM ALL TONIGHT. ALL OF THEM. screen name that i saw on my little sister's profile once, talked to him. screen name that sky added when she came, talked to her. countless people from orono that i haven't talked to since graduation, talked to them.
side note: talked to brian skellenger for the first time online. perhaps the only good thing to come of it. we both decided that the senior party would have been greatly improved had we been drunk at the time. heed this advice future high school seniors. end of side note.
WORST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
so now here i am, adrenaline pumping from fielding countless awkward im's, with over two hours of work still ahead of me. i think i am going to kill myself. I do. going to jump off the balcony right now. slitting my wrists, taking a bottle of tylenol, and jumping off the balcony...just to get the job done.
this has been said before, but to reiterate: Jessica's life is just a serious of awkward moments and unfourtunate events. and it's to the point where she's used to it.
my life: self-deprecating at best.
ok bye
I don't know about you guys, but i keep a ton of screennames on my buddy list. Be they people I talk to everyday, friends I talk to from high school, friends i don't talk to from high school, my friends' friends that are on my buddy list, people i secretly stalk.
Just some of the groups.
So, the worst thing that could happen in my life....a secret virus-slash-incredibly invasive market scheme that sends an im TO EVERYONE ON YOUR BUDDY LIST THAT ISN'T AWAY. ie, all the people mentioned in the categories above.
i am crying so hard.
ok, imagine in your head some of the most awkward im conversations that could ever take place. I JUST HAD THEM ALL TONIGHT. ALL OF THEM. screen name that i saw on my little sister's profile once, talked to him. screen name that sky added when she came, talked to her. countless people from orono that i haven't talked to since graduation, talked to them.
side note: talked to brian skellenger for the first time online. perhaps the only good thing to come of it. we both decided that the senior party would have been greatly improved had we been drunk at the time. heed this advice future high school seniors. end of side note.
WORST NIGHT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE
so now here i am, adrenaline pumping from fielding countless awkward im's, with over two hours of work still ahead of me. i think i am going to kill myself. I do. going to jump off the balcony right now. slitting my wrists, taking a bottle of tylenol, and jumping off the balcony...just to get the job done.
this has been said before, but to reiterate: Jessica's life is just a serious of awkward moments and unfourtunate events. and it's to the point where she's used to it.
my life: self-deprecating at best.
ok bye