*Driver's Ed @ Mike's*
For those of you who havent taken Drivers Ed with Mrs. Paradise @ Mike's, you have clearly missed out. Not only will she be teaching us how to drive but more importantly "life skills", not to mention Sex Ed. This is a journey through life apparently. As Kenny and I sat at table 4 doubling over with laughter we managed to take in some of what was being taught to us.
1. We must not use our cars as "portable bedrooms". We must not park in the cemetery while screaming "oooh baby" fogging up the windows because we can and will be caught.
2. Those truckers next to you on the highway can see all the little girlies leaning close to their boyfriends for "pleasure" and within five minutes a five mile radius of truckers will all be fully aware of what's goin on in that front seat.
3. Full background checks can be done on all the students- once we've tipped our halos there's no getting our reputations back because she WILL know our virginity scale.
4. Driving is a KILLER- killer in big red letters.
5. Mrs. Paradise will hunt us down if we screw up on the road, punch us square in the face and smack us around.
6. If by any chance we end up in the hospital for an accident in which we are at fault, Mrs. P will storm into our hospital rooms and pull out that life support and confess in front of a full court.
... obviously enough Mrs. Paradise has us scared beyond our wits in a rather interesting way.
**Happy License Day to Angela. Everyone else, watch your rear view mirrors- another Italian driver could be tearin a street near you.
1. We must not use our cars as "portable bedrooms". We must not park in the cemetery while screaming "oooh baby" fogging up the windows because we can and will be caught.
2. Those truckers next to you on the highway can see all the little girlies leaning close to their boyfriends for "pleasure" and within five minutes a five mile radius of truckers will all be fully aware of what's goin on in that front seat.
3. Full background checks can be done on all the students- once we've tipped our halos there's no getting our reputations back because she WILL know our virginity scale.
4. Driving is a KILLER- killer in big red letters.
5. Mrs. Paradise will hunt us down if we screw up on the road, punch us square in the face and smack us around.
6. If by any chance we end up in the hospital for an accident in which we are at fault, Mrs. P will storm into our hospital rooms and pull out that life support and confess in front of a full court.
... obviously enough Mrs. Paradise has us scared beyond our wits in a rather interesting way.
**Happy License Day to Angela. Everyone else, watch your rear view mirrors- another Italian driver could be tearin a street near you.