kirsten's expanation of jess
Jessie has four heads. She lives in a swamp and yells random obscenities such as "BOO HAIRY" and "EIGHT DOES NOT EQUAL SHOE". She strongly believes that life is not like a pencil, and she cannot spell pencil for that matter. She usually spells it p-e-n-s-i-l, and for that i must scold her. I'll spank her... she likes to be spanked! Jessie has a very lovely singing voice. It occasionally makes me shed a tear or five. Her favorite number is 8 because it is fat, and i guess she can relate to that. Not really, she's pretty skinny. 'Cept for that gut. I still want her body though... seriously. She sometimes reminds me of a hobbit for she is quite petite and a bit hairy. Yesmm, she sports the hairy feet look. I personally find it sexy. The hair on her toesies gives me something to gnaw on whilst i am sucking them. She has piercing blue eyes, that penetrate into my soul every time i gaze into those two pools of wonder. If her eyes were a body of water, they would be like none on this earth. They would have to derive from the mere clouds in heaven! NAY! Clouds in heaven cannot describe their divine qualities! And her heart... oh her heart. Like a beating frenzy of LUST, pulsing and throbbing for the gentle touch of a man's.... hand or penis. The lead singer of The Bravery is so flippin' hot, and she does not agree, and for that I RESENT HER! He seriously looks like the hot years of Elvis, only gone punk. He's gorgeous. So is Jessie. She is like my little sister, even though she is older than I. Little sister! You've gone flat. I shant play with you until you've had a wash...