the adverntures of jessica
today I went shopping with my mom at costco.. it's always such an affair at costco.. you show your id to get in.... you grab your cart and buy the things you need in obscene bulk... you eat the tasty samples, polietly pretend your interested and then mumble something about too many calories and walk away, and then with full cart in tow.. you run up to the cashiers and try to beat the mom with two wagons and 2 kids next to you because checkout can take forever...
later on that day I decided to clean my pool.. which is always a fun feat.. and while assembling the pool hose we found it was broken beyond duct tape repair.. so I decided with mom to run down to leslie's pool and pick up a new one.. normally this would have been a fine plan.. but I walk in.. in my pool cleaning clothes... bootie shorts (that no one my size should wear), bright orange tee-shirt, some nasty flipflops.. and hair all awry in a ponnytail... only to be served by the hottest guy ever.. I mean H O T hot... and he was nice and helpful and i was trying to wish my shorts into pants but it did not happen.. but luckily when i went back in a few more hours after something else broke.. he was still there and this time.. I wore jeans..
Darn my luck
later on that day I decided to clean my pool.. which is always a fun feat.. and while assembling the pool hose we found it was broken beyond duct tape repair.. so I decided with mom to run down to leslie's pool and pick up a new one.. normally this would have been a fine plan.. but I walk in.. in my pool cleaning clothes... bootie shorts (that no one my size should wear), bright orange tee-shirt, some nasty flipflops.. and hair all awry in a ponnytail... only to be served by the hottest guy ever.. I mean H O T hot... and he was nice and helpful and i was trying to wish my shorts into pants but it did not happen.. but luckily when i went back in a few more hours after something else broke.. he was still there and this time.. I wore jeans..
Darn my luck