awww how kewte. It's inspired me to tell a story..So here's a story:slimy_earthwormFebruary 14 2006, 12:35:55 UTC
once upon a time, there lived a bear called Clarice. "Hello, Clarice" her mother used to say, before beating her to a bloody pulp and eating her with a fine selection of cheeses and wines. "ALAS" her father, Senator Pulpatine would say, "now that's how you make porridge, LOL".
One day, Clarice's best friend, Mincepin, put a paper bag on her head and robbed an old lady. The old lady then saw her real complexion and committed suicide. Mincepin, mistakening the suicide for the theft of the old lady's hairtie, promptly joined the navy and vowed to get back the vagrant that ate tinned peas on that sunday afternoon.
One day, Clarice's best friend, Mincepin, put a paper bag on her head and robbed an old lady. The old lady then saw her real complexion and committed suicide. Mincepin, mistakening the suicide for the theft of the old lady's hairtie, promptly joined the navy and vowed to get back the vagrant that ate tinned peas on that sunday afternoon.
The End
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