My very own rent "part deux"
OMFG its hot and humid like a 10 people orgy in a cubicle. I mean I'm sweating just sitting here doing jack shit. I can't sleep for crap because of this weather and I would sacrifice a one legged color blind midget into a raging volcano if it would calm down mother nature. Thing is I got so much shit to take care of but with this kind of weather I feel so lazy I'm considering shopping for a helper monkey on Ebay. I'll name him Winston and he's gonna wear a pimp hat and a cane.
On the good side, we were suicidal enough to go enjoy the summer festivities downtown during the whole previous week and more to come for the rest of this week. I got a wierd exchange with a bunch of German tourist on a terrace a few days ago, I was kinda decieved they were only drinking dutch beer. I always believe that when you visit another country you got to immmerse yourself in their culture as much as possible, so I bought them a pitcher of good old Unibroue goodness. Mahaha they were trashed indeed and taught me some strange song in German.
Oh and I went to pick up strawberries with 2 friends today which turned more into a strawberry guerrila war. Everything went well until Cath got a random woman right in the eye and we had to run for the woods.
The weather is such a fukmook factor
On the good side, we were suicidal enough to go enjoy the summer festivities downtown during the whole previous week and more to come for the rest of this week. I got a wierd exchange with a bunch of German tourist on a terrace a few days ago, I was kinda decieved they were only drinking dutch beer. I always believe that when you visit another country you got to immmerse yourself in their culture as much as possible, so I bought them a pitcher of good old Unibroue goodness. Mahaha they were trashed indeed and taught me some strange song in German.
Oh and I went to pick up strawberries with 2 friends today which turned more into a strawberry guerrila war. Everything went well until Cath got a random woman right in the eye and we had to run for the woods.
The weather is such a fukmook factor