Meme
1. Make two lists.
2. TEH EPIC LIST OF LOVE™ consists of 10 public figures you would date - meaning, you're interested in having a long-term relationship with this person. This also includes sex.
3. TEH (SLIGHTLY LESS) EPIC LIST OF LUST™ consists of 5 public figures you'd do in an instant, no questions asked. [...] Talk is prohibited, unless it's of the dirty kind (of which the use is not mandatory, but warmly recommended).
4. Obviously, photos are necessary.
5. Explain why you've included each person on the list.
TEH EPIC LIST OF LOVE:
1. RACHEL MADDOW!
Um...my attraction to her is hard to describe...because its just this raw feeling of "Omg, omg...please throw me against a wall, Rachel Maddow."
Yeah, its like that. Point is (lol), she's SO smart, she has a DOCTORATE in Political Science from Oxford (which means she is way more qualified than any of the other news people ESPECIALLY FOX NEWS (O'Reilly only has a Masters and HANNITY dropped out of college. Dude couldn't hack it), she dresses like a 12 year old boy (which is ADORABLE), she makes cute little noises on air, she says cute/smart/funny things on air, uh...she's just so ADORABLE AND SEXY. *falls over*
2. Meryl Streep
Why not? She's funny, she's gorgeous, she's down to earth...my one thing here is I'd like her to dress up like Miranda Priesty (as evidenced below) every once and a while. AND SHE DRIVES A PRIUS. Which, by the way, is a big turn-on for me. Ooh! And she's a Vassar AND Yale graduate. That = Smart!
3. SUZE ORMAN....
Okay, I understand that this one is weird. I get it- lol. But she's super smart, and just plain silly (in the amazing way.) Anyway, I adore her, and she's adorable in the Maddow-esque way but with a quiet sophistication (plus eyerolling)...um...AND? She's Jewish. Yep, Jewish. And you guys know how much I love Jews....
4. Hillary Clinton
Okay....yet another weird one. But she's SO INTELLIGENT, SO FUNNY, and SO CUTE. Wow....Yeah....I need help. Anyway, I would love to be Mrs. Clinton- only to Hillary, not Bill.
5. Patti LuPone
Alright, so she's a bit of a diva...and a little too old for me (who on this list ISN'T?), but she's a theater GODDESS, and she can still rock fishnets at 60. And, though I've heard she can be a bitch, she's SUPER nice to those close to her- which I would like to be ;)
6. Bernadette Peters
Um...just look at the picture. She's in her 60s, and she STILL looks like that. Really- its brilliant. She's gorgeous- but talented, too! AND I've wanted to marry her since I was 3, yep.
7. Allison Janney!
She's got a super-amazing laugh, she's kissed Meryl Streep, and she's really sexy- PLUS she was on the West Wing, which is amazing.
8. Lily Tomlin
Alright, so she IS the oldest person I'm attracted to, but she's really funny and she hasn't let herself go. Plus, she was awesome back in the day, too! AND she's gay- the only other openly gay person on this list (The other one is really obvious, guys)- and that's her with Meryl Streep below.
9. Jodie Foster
Come on- she's smart, she went to YALE, and she's really talented- and, of course, sexy.
And she's tough AND pretty.
Okay...I lied...there are apparently MORE gay people on this list LOL
10. Jane Lynch
This one is kind of random, but she IS sexy, and kinda tough...but not SUPER tough. ( :
And she's the 4th gay here.
TEH (SLIGHTLY LESS) EPIC LIST OF LUST
1. Megan Mullally
Um...did you guys WATCH Will & Grace? She's SUPER gorgeous, and amazing...but I don't know if I'd marry her...she's not my "marrying type."
2. Gillian Anderson
She was SCULLY. Its the geek in me...and while I'd want to have a physical...herm...relationship with her, she's CRAZY and I don't know if I'd want to marry her. She's Anjelina Jolie's idol, if that tells you anything about her exploits. Plus, I preferred her on the X-Files in pantsuits and less girly.
3. Fanny Ardant
She's SUPER sexy, but she smokes...and she mainly speaks french, which I'm not so good at.
4. Catherine Deneuve
Again with the smoking and the french-speaking...Bonus though? She made out with Fanny Ardant (see above)...and she's still gorgeous in her 60s ( :
I submit this picture as an example:
5. Helena Bonham Carter
....oh, Helena...you are so gorgeous but you are freaking crazy and you dress like an insane hobbit.
2. TEH EPIC LIST OF LOVE™ consists of 10 public figures you would date - meaning, you're interested in having a long-term relationship with this person. This also includes sex.
3. TEH (SLIGHTLY LESS) EPIC LIST OF LUST™ consists of 5 public figures you'd do in an instant, no questions asked. [...] Talk is prohibited, unless it's of the dirty kind (of which the use is not mandatory, but warmly recommended).
4. Obviously, photos are necessary.
5. Explain why you've included each person on the list.
TEH EPIC LIST OF LOVE:
1. RACHEL MADDOW!
Um...my attraction to her is hard to describe...because its just this raw feeling of "Omg, omg...please throw me against a wall, Rachel Maddow."
Yeah, its like that. Point is (lol), she's SO smart, she has a DOCTORATE in Political Science from Oxford (which means she is way more qualified than any of the other news people ESPECIALLY FOX NEWS (O'Reilly only has a Masters and HANNITY dropped out of college. Dude couldn't hack it), she dresses like a 12 year old boy (which is ADORABLE), she makes cute little noises on air, she says cute/smart/funny things on air, uh...she's just so ADORABLE AND SEXY. *falls over*
2. Meryl Streep
Why not? She's funny, she's gorgeous, she's down to earth...my one thing here is I'd like her to dress up like Miranda Priesty (as evidenced below) every once and a while. AND SHE DRIVES A PRIUS. Which, by the way, is a big turn-on for me. Ooh! And she's a Vassar AND Yale graduate. That = Smart!
3. SUZE ORMAN....
Okay, I understand that this one is weird. I get it- lol. But she's super smart, and just plain silly (in the amazing way.) Anyway, I adore her, and she's adorable in the Maddow-esque way but with a quiet sophistication (plus eyerolling)...um...AND? She's Jewish. Yep, Jewish. And you guys know how much I love Jews....
4. Hillary Clinton
Okay....yet another weird one. But she's SO INTELLIGENT, SO FUNNY, and SO CUTE. Wow....Yeah....I need help. Anyway, I would love to be Mrs. Clinton- only to Hillary, not Bill.
5. Patti LuPone
Alright, so she's a bit of a diva...and a little too old for me (who on this list ISN'T?), but she's a theater GODDESS, and she can still rock fishnets at 60. And, though I've heard she can be a bitch, she's SUPER nice to those close to her- which I would like to be ;)
6. Bernadette Peters
Um...just look at the picture. She's in her 60s, and she STILL looks like that. Really- its brilliant. She's gorgeous- but talented, too! AND I've wanted to marry her since I was 3, yep.
7. Allison Janney!
She's got a super-amazing laugh, she's kissed Meryl Streep, and she's really sexy- PLUS she was on the West Wing, which is amazing.
8. Lily Tomlin
Alright, so she IS the oldest person I'm attracted to, but she's really funny and she hasn't let herself go. Plus, she was awesome back in the day, too! AND she's gay- the only other openly gay person on this list (The other one is really obvious, guys)- and that's her with Meryl Streep below.
9. Jodie Foster
Come on- she's smart, she went to YALE, and she's really talented- and, of course, sexy.
And she's tough AND pretty.
Okay...I lied...there are apparently MORE gay people on this list LOL
10. Jane Lynch
This one is kind of random, but she IS sexy, and kinda tough...but not SUPER tough. ( :
And she's the 4th gay here.
TEH (SLIGHTLY LESS) EPIC LIST OF LUST
1. Megan Mullally
Um...did you guys WATCH Will & Grace? She's SUPER gorgeous, and amazing...but I don't know if I'd marry her...she's not my "marrying type."
2. Gillian Anderson
She was SCULLY. Its the geek in me...and while I'd want to have a physical...herm...relationship with her, she's CRAZY and I don't know if I'd want to marry her. She's Anjelina Jolie's idol, if that tells you anything about her exploits. Plus, I preferred her on the X-Files in pantsuits and less girly.
3. Fanny Ardant
She's SUPER sexy, but she smokes...and she mainly speaks french, which I'm not so good at.
4. Catherine Deneuve
Again with the smoking and the french-speaking...Bonus though? She made out with Fanny Ardant (see above)...and she's still gorgeous in her 60s ( :
I submit this picture as an example:
5. Helena Bonham Carter
....oh, Helena...you are so gorgeous but you are freaking crazy and you dress like an insane hobbit.