"No Thanksgiving truce is gonna stop momma Martha from bustin a cap on ur ass!" -Martha Stewart
Happy Thanksgivin to everyone!!! I hope u all had better turkey than I did cuz mine sucked. I had dry turkey and 3 different salads. It was gay.
I went to Horror Nights on the 29th of Oct and it was mad fun! The bus ride took forever tho and we got there late but before we got there we took a break and that's where I got the only souvenir I brought back. I think it was Amanda who peeked into the boys bathroom and saw that we had a condom machine so being the girl that she is, she sent me to buy condoms for like 4 people who were never gonna use it. Its embarrassin when u walk in and the condom dispenser is right next to the potties and old men are shakin their heads in disapproval when they see me buy all of those condoms. I bought one for myself too and its still waitin to be used. Caress Condoms, what a lovely name!
So once we got to the park it was cool, there were these people with loud noisemakin things who would creap up to u and scare u from behind. We first went to the haunted house with dead people in it and that shit was cool. Nobody wanted to go first so we held up the lines but tracy ended up bein the first one to go and she was scared shitless. We hit the Nightmares house and that was pretty cool, i like the chainsaws at the end. I wish we had more time to do a lot more but next yr im def goin again no matter what. I left with a lot of great memories. There's nothin like stacey bein intimidated by chainsaws. priceless.
Before I left for Universal, I saw the Grudge which I thought was better than the Ring. But man, I hate middle schoolers. I went with Olenka, Desi, Matt, Jamie (not scheer),Nikki, and some other people and we were yellin at the fuckin middle schoolers. I hate wiggers, especially those who just cuz u got a fuckin fubu shirt and hang around black people automatically think theyre just as black as them. There were these 2 white fat boys who I got so pissed at cuz they were actin all ghetto but u know they were just posin. Go home and eat some twinkies while watchin Rugrats u assholes.
So my parents went to Ecuador this month and left me home alone so i went to see beauty and the beast. Damn that was crazy! Props to the drama people for puttin on a great show! The best part had to be the Be Our Guest dance scene. AmazinG! Kudos for Amanda for playin both the townsperson and the sugarbowl. I've never seen someone play it better than Amanda.
The next friday i was gonna chill with jamie, eleni,tracy, and adam but if i only i knew where they were at. After the whole deal played out (read entry below) we decided to go to allison's house and watch white chicks.I saw it already but w/e it was somethin to do. So i got her taco bell and we chilled with her boyfriend, alex. then someone calls him and he went to buy some weed or somethin but allison was like if u dont come back in 30 mins im leavin. He's like dont worry ill be back. he didnt show up till an hour later and allison was gettin pissed. she was havin a b.f. haha. so he came back and they got into a fight so i was like shit we gotta get outta here. they took their little fight outside so we followed them but we couldnt leave her cuz she wanted a ride back home. After 20 mins of fightin and carlos complainin he had to take a leak, she finally came and we dropped her off. I didnt get home till like 2am but it was all good. I've never seen such a fatassed cat like hers.
Funny shit: "Hey Simon (the cat)" -Alex
"Meow." -the cat
Alex grabs a pillow and whacks the cat.
"OMG what the fuck u do that for?" -Allison
"He talked back to me." -Alex
I got a new puppy! Her name is Lola and goddamn is she annoyin. She won't stop yelpin and she pisses and craps everywhere! I cant take it! I might sell her and return to peace and tranquility.
random...i hate people who IM u and when u respond when u IM back and people who turn invisible yet u know theyre still there.
I hate bush but i love bushes :)
I found out yesterday that one of my close friends's mom has breast cancer and shit that depressed the fuck out of me last night. Dennis is a cool kid and all, but seriously that sucks and i feel even worse that she's gonna give up her breast and wont be able to afford a prosthetic one. I;m prayin for u and ur mom, dude. When i found that out i was in one of those OMG I love everyone moods cuz that shit hits too close to home sometimes, so might as well spill it all out right now. Tracy I love u. ur my favorite jew next to adam sandler. justin, ur my boy! keep pimpin, randy ur cool. amanda ur the coolest sugarbowl i know. Jamiegirl i love u, ur my favorite girl and best girl friend next to britney spears goddamn she's fine. Stacey...ur..my ....umm...yea.. haha kidddin ur okay in my books. Joey man ur a retard but ur my homie, nikki and matt u guys are cool, Desi I love u. ur my favorite cuban with twinkie fingers and hiney vines :P . Mrs. Berkey...ur my favorite dike. carlos...u suck man, nah ur one of my best friends ur ok. v4l. chany BABYGIRL I LOVE U call we gotta go to eden!
Okay enuff of that shit.
Another thing i hate, people who think they got better at pool, but didnt. ur a phony, a big, fat phony!
"I'm goin to church to get laid." -Vannesa "Won-Ton" Kwong
If it hasnt hot anybody, I'm bored as fuck and tired. It's about 12:17 and im gonna hit my bed soon.
btw alexis is blonde (dubbed by natalie)
I'm goin to Ecuador for xmas break and I'm gonna meet my brothers which is cool. I get to be reunited with salchipapas which is soo good.
yea i aint an only child, i got 3 half bros and 2 sis but one passed away 5 years ago.
BTW... I'm gonna be an uncle!
I went to Horror Nights on the 29th of Oct and it was mad fun! The bus ride took forever tho and we got there late but before we got there we took a break and that's where I got the only souvenir I brought back. I think it was Amanda who peeked into the boys bathroom and saw that we had a condom machine so being the girl that she is, she sent me to buy condoms for like 4 people who were never gonna use it. Its embarrassin when u walk in and the condom dispenser is right next to the potties and old men are shakin their heads in disapproval when they see me buy all of those condoms. I bought one for myself too and its still waitin to be used. Caress Condoms, what a lovely name!
So once we got to the park it was cool, there were these people with loud noisemakin things who would creap up to u and scare u from behind. We first went to the haunted house with dead people in it and that shit was cool. Nobody wanted to go first so we held up the lines but tracy ended up bein the first one to go and she was scared shitless. We hit the Nightmares house and that was pretty cool, i like the chainsaws at the end. I wish we had more time to do a lot more but next yr im def goin again no matter what. I left with a lot of great memories. There's nothin like stacey bein intimidated by chainsaws. priceless.
Before I left for Universal, I saw the Grudge which I thought was better than the Ring. But man, I hate middle schoolers. I went with Olenka, Desi, Matt, Jamie (not scheer),Nikki, and some other people and we were yellin at the fuckin middle schoolers. I hate wiggers, especially those who just cuz u got a fuckin fubu shirt and hang around black people automatically think theyre just as black as them. There were these 2 white fat boys who I got so pissed at cuz they were actin all ghetto but u know they were just posin. Go home and eat some twinkies while watchin Rugrats u assholes.
So my parents went to Ecuador this month and left me home alone so i went to see beauty and the beast. Damn that was crazy! Props to the drama people for puttin on a great show! The best part had to be the Be Our Guest dance scene. AmazinG! Kudos for Amanda for playin both the townsperson and the sugarbowl. I've never seen someone play it better than Amanda.
The next friday i was gonna chill with jamie, eleni,tracy, and adam but if i only i knew where they were at. After the whole deal played out (read entry below) we decided to go to allison's house and watch white chicks.I saw it already but w/e it was somethin to do. So i got her taco bell and we chilled with her boyfriend, alex. then someone calls him and he went to buy some weed or somethin but allison was like if u dont come back in 30 mins im leavin. He's like dont worry ill be back. he didnt show up till an hour later and allison was gettin pissed. she was havin a b.f. haha. so he came back and they got into a fight so i was like shit we gotta get outta here. they took their little fight outside so we followed them but we couldnt leave her cuz she wanted a ride back home. After 20 mins of fightin and carlos complainin he had to take a leak, she finally came and we dropped her off. I didnt get home till like 2am but it was all good. I've never seen such a fatassed cat like hers.
Funny shit: "Hey Simon (the cat)" -Alex
"Meow." -the cat
Alex grabs a pillow and whacks the cat.
"OMG what the fuck u do that for?" -Allison
"He talked back to me." -Alex
I got a new puppy! Her name is Lola and goddamn is she annoyin. She won't stop yelpin and she pisses and craps everywhere! I cant take it! I might sell her and return to peace and tranquility.
random...i hate people who IM u and when u respond when u IM back and people who turn invisible yet u know theyre still there.
I hate bush but i love bushes :)
I found out yesterday that one of my close friends's mom has breast cancer and shit that depressed the fuck out of me last night. Dennis is a cool kid and all, but seriously that sucks and i feel even worse that she's gonna give up her breast and wont be able to afford a prosthetic one. I;m prayin for u and ur mom, dude. When i found that out i was in one of those OMG I love everyone moods cuz that shit hits too close to home sometimes, so might as well spill it all out right now. Tracy I love u. ur my favorite jew next to adam sandler. justin, ur my boy! keep pimpin, randy ur cool. amanda ur the coolest sugarbowl i know. Jamiegirl i love u, ur my favorite girl and best girl friend next to britney spears goddamn she's fine. Stacey...ur..my ....umm...yea.. haha kidddin ur okay in my books. Joey man ur a retard but ur my homie, nikki and matt u guys are cool, Desi I love u. ur my favorite cuban with twinkie fingers and hiney vines :P . Mrs. Berkey...ur my favorite dike. carlos...u suck man, nah ur one of my best friends ur ok. v4l. chany BABYGIRL I LOVE U call we gotta go to eden!
Okay enuff of that shit.
Another thing i hate, people who think they got better at pool, but didnt. ur a phony, a big, fat phony!
"I'm goin to church to get laid." -Vannesa "Won-Ton" Kwong
If it hasnt hot anybody, I'm bored as fuck and tired. It's about 12:17 and im gonna hit my bed soon.
btw alexis is blonde (dubbed by natalie)
I'm goin to Ecuador for xmas break and I'm gonna meet my brothers which is cool. I get to be reunited with salchipapas which is soo good.
yea i aint an only child, i got 3 half bros and 2 sis but one passed away 5 years ago.
BTW... I'm gonna be an uncle!