Memo
To: Lower Respiratory Tract Mucosa
From: Me
Re: Seasonal Activity
There is no need whatsoever for you to join the viral festivities currently underway amongst your craniad brethren (otherwise known as the upper respiratory tract mucosa). Your application for a party permit has been denied; no appeal is possible. Your preparation and banking of phlegm, apparently in anticipation of permit approval, is illegal and must be ceased at once.
From: Me
Re: Seasonal Activity
There is no need whatsoever for you to join the viral festivities currently underway amongst your craniad brethren (otherwise known as the upper respiratory tract mucosa). Your application for a party permit has been denied; no appeal is possible. Your preparation and banking of phlegm, apparently in anticipation of permit approval, is illegal and must be ceased at once.