PONY!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I turned pornoglossa in for spitting (3 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I broke 666veliccia666's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed decembermalice's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
JersyDvl