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WHO has declared the swine flu outbreak "a public health emergency of international concern."
Who has?
Yes?
I meant - who has declared the swine flu outbreak a public health emergency?
Correct.
Correct did?
No, WHO did.
That's what I'm asking you... who declared the swine flu outbreak an emergency.
Indeed, sir!
Indeed who did?
That is correct. WHO certainly did declare the emergency.
Why are you asking me? I just want to know who did it!
WHO did what?
Declare the emergency.
That's a job for WHO.
I don't know! I'm asking YOU!
I can't help you. You need WHO.
*sigh* What's the name of the organization?
WHO.
The organization that declares medical emergencies.
WHO.
The organization that gave the warning about the swine flu.
WHO.
*sigh* Okay, when the UN hands out funding to health organizations, who gets the money.
Every dollar of it.
All I'm trying to find out is the name of the health organization
WHO.
The organization that gets...
That's it.
WHO gets the money...
Most of it. Some of it's for AIDS.
Whose aides?
Yes. [Pause] What's wrong with that?
Look, when they print up the health warning, there's a letter head right? What's on that letterhead?
WHO
The organization
WHO
What's on the letterhead?
That's on the letterhead?
Who?
Yes.
All I'm trying to find out is what's the name of the organization.
No, WHAT's the World Hunger Awareness Team.
I'm not asking you who's working with hunger.
WHO's working with health emergencies.
One organization at a time!
Well, don't change the organizations around.
I'm only asking you who's in charge of health.
That's right.
Okay.
All right.
[Pause]
What's the health organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization.
I'm not asking you who's in charge of hunger.
WHO's in charge of health.
Gimme a clue.
ACLU? Well - we're not talking about them.
We're not talking about who?
No, we are talking about WHO.
That's what I'm asking you for. Gimme a clue.
We're not talking about them! That's a national organization.
How did I get to a national organization?
You mentioned their name.
If I mentioned their name, who did I mention?
No, WHO is the health organization.
What's the health organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization.
Gimme a clue.
That's a national organization.
There I go, back to the national organization....
All right, what do you want to know?
What's the national organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization
Who's the hunger organization?
WHO's the health organization?
I don't know! Gimme a clue!
[Together] National.
{pause}
Okay, do you have a Women's organization at the UN?
WHI.
I just thought I'ad ask you.
Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Then what's the women's organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization.
Who's the hunger organization?
WHO's the health organization.
I don't know. Gimme a clue!
[together] National.
{pause}
Okay, the women's organization.
WHI.
'cause!
CAUSE is Sustainable Energy.
What is sustainable energy?
WHAT is hunger.
Who is hunger?
WHO is health?
I don't know. Gimme a clue!
[together] National!!!
Who has?
Yes?
I meant - who has declared the swine flu outbreak a public health emergency?
Correct.
Correct did?
No, WHO did.
That's what I'm asking you... who declared the swine flu outbreak an emergency.
Indeed, sir!
Indeed who did?
That is correct. WHO certainly did declare the emergency.
Why are you asking me? I just want to know who did it!
WHO did what?
Declare the emergency.
That's a job for WHO.
I don't know! I'm asking YOU!
I can't help you. You need WHO.
*sigh* What's the name of the organization?
WHO.
The organization that declares medical emergencies.
WHO.
The organization that gave the warning about the swine flu.
WHO.
*sigh* Okay, when the UN hands out funding to health organizations, who gets the money.
Every dollar of it.
All I'm trying to find out is the name of the health organization
WHO.
The organization that gets...
That's it.
WHO gets the money...
Most of it. Some of it's for AIDS.
Whose aides?
Yes. [Pause] What's wrong with that?
Look, when they print up the health warning, there's a letter head right? What's on that letterhead?
WHO
The organization
WHO
What's on the letterhead?
That's on the letterhead?
Who?
Yes.
All I'm trying to find out is what's the name of the organization.
No, WHAT's the World Hunger Awareness Team.
I'm not asking you who's working with hunger.
WHO's working with health emergencies.
One organization at a time!
Well, don't change the organizations around.
I'm only asking you who's in charge of health.
That's right.
Okay.
All right.
[Pause]
What's the health organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization.
I'm not asking you who's in charge of hunger.
WHO's in charge of health.
Gimme a clue.
ACLU? Well - we're not talking about them.
We're not talking about who?
No, we are talking about WHO.
That's what I'm asking you for. Gimme a clue.
We're not talking about them! That's a national organization.
How did I get to a national organization?
You mentioned their name.
If I mentioned their name, who did I mention?
No, WHO is the health organization.
What's the health organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization.
Gimme a clue.
That's a national organization.
There I go, back to the national organization....
All right, what do you want to know?
What's the national organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization
Who's the hunger organization?
WHO's the health organization?
I don't know! Gimme a clue!
[Together] National.
{pause}
Okay, do you have a Women's organization at the UN?
WHI.
I just thought I'ad ask you.
Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Then what's the women's organization?
WHAT's the hunger organization.
Who's the hunger organization?
WHO's the health organization.
I don't know. Gimme a clue!
[together] National.
{pause}
Okay, the women's organization.
WHI.
'cause!
CAUSE is Sustainable Energy.
What is sustainable energy?
WHAT is hunger.
Who is hunger?
WHO is health?
I don't know. Gimme a clue!
[together] National!!!