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[jerseystrato]

Because I should save it before it's gone forever...

The future of Dora the Explorer (May 5th, 2004)
*Dora does her ghetto walk down the streets of Hialeah with three kids in tow, at sixteen, headed for Sedano's*

Guy: *passes by slowly in car* Oye, chica bonita! I love all your rrrrolls! You ave a lot a meat to offer a guy like me!

Dora: Oye, yeah,

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[farmer_jen]

Oye, find the herpes outbreak! Can you say "outbreak" en espanol?

[jerseystrato]

I wish I could... that's something to look up.

I'll get back to you on this one.

[farmer_jen]

Dora is clearly not teaching the important things.

I don't know how to say anything inappropriate in Spanish. :( Except "culo," because my dictionary said it meant "bottom" and a recipe I translated for class ended up intructing people to rub butter on a pan's asshole.

[jerseystrato]

Perhaps in time, she'll learn.

And the author of that dictionary is probably off laughing his ass off somewhere. I know some inappropriate things in Spanish- if you ever make a New York trip again, I'll share this knowledge.

[farmer_jen]

Awesome! Clearly this is a good incentive to go. You'd better not have work this time, ma'am.