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Canon: Busted up my leg permanently today. Apparently there's no way to fix it. FMLFMLFMLFML.
Canon: Today my coach told me that he couldn't put me on the team because I was too slow and they couldn't play with an old-fashioned quarterback anymore. I cried. FML.
Canon: My 40-yd dash time is longer than someone twice my width. And I'm already kind of bulky. FML.
Canon: Tried to be nice and told my friend that it was tough the play a game without him. My other friend told him the truth and said that his presence didn't matter at all. FML.
Canon: My best friend said he was useless. I had been waiting for a player like that for all of highschool. I punched him in the face. FML.
Canon: My friend broke his GPS, so we had to go searching for him in the scariest woods in the country. He ended up killing a boar. I didn't want to eat it. FML.
Canon: I had a bluff fight with my opponent. I lost. FML.
Canon: I lost a major game today and couldn't even make it to the Christmas Bowl with my team. I went to the bathroom and cried like a baby. FML.
Canon: Ootawara and I went to a shrine to pray for university entrance exams. He didn't need to because Oujou is a joint highschool and university. I was transferring to medical school. FHL?
Canon: Got hit by a football today. The football belonged to someone I admire, in a way. FML.
Canon: Was chosen as one of the losers on a team of losers Agon believed to have created. Apparently, because I led everybody, I guess you could call me the head loser. FML.
Canon: ...The loser team won. FYL, Agon.
((Not listing the TV ones because that would get waaaaaaaay too long.))
Canon: Today my coach told me that he couldn't put me on the team because I was too slow and they couldn't play with an old-fashioned quarterback anymore. I cried. FML.
Canon: My 40-yd dash time is longer than someone twice my width. And I'm already kind of bulky. FML.
Canon: Tried to be nice and told my friend that it was tough the play a game without him. My other friend told him the truth and said that his presence didn't matter at all. FML.
Canon: My best friend said he was useless. I had been waiting for a player like that for all of highschool. I punched him in the face. FML.
Canon: My friend broke his GPS, so we had to go searching for him in the scariest woods in the country. He ended up killing a boar. I didn't want to eat it. FML.
Canon: I had a bluff fight with my opponent. I lost. FML.
Canon: I lost a major game today and couldn't even make it to the Christmas Bowl with my team. I went to the bathroom and cried like a baby. FML.
Canon: Ootawara and I went to a shrine to pray for university entrance exams. He didn't need to because Oujou is a joint highschool and university. I was transferring to medical school. FHL?
Canon: Got hit by a football today. The football belonged to someone I admire, in a way. FML.
Canon: Was chosen as one of the losers on a team of losers Agon believed to have created. Apparently, because I led everybody, I guess you could call me the head loser. FML.
Canon: ...The loser team won. FYL, Agon.
((Not listing the TV ones because that would get waaaaaaaay too long.))