something random and funny I found
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I helped mdz61384 hide a body (-173 points). Last month I pushed devika in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to alethea602 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I put gum in jerseykill____'s hair (-12 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (424 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
jerseykurb