Stolen from Dani

[jerseyjoseph]

A is for age: 32

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[jerseyjoseph]

Coffee is still delicious though. Yeah, I pissed off Stephanie and she hit me with her father's Buick. I was in my 20s.

[jerseyjoseph]

I uh, might have taken her virginity on the floor of the bakery where she worked after hours and then bragged about it in graffiti form on the wall of Mario's Sub shop. And uh, I might have then taken off for the Navy without telling her.

[jerseyjoseph]

*crosses his arms and is silent for a minute or two*

Are you finished?

[jerseyjoseph]

I was a pig. Those were my wild oats sewing days. I'm over it now. No longer a pig.

[jerseyjoseph]

Yeah. But that's not the same as what kind of pig I was.

[jerseyjoseph]

Mostly. *grin*