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[jerseygrrrl]

so yesterday i told my mom my theory about screamo bands and car crashes and she paused for a second and then goes "well i guess they should change the band name to DASHBOARD CONCUSSIONAL!!!" and i died laughing.

UM I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE WITH rakeman_yohneth ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. FOUR MONTHS IN ADVANCE, BABY

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[patnlizz]

have fun in France you TRAITOR USA #1

ps. the lake totally raped me. I'm still sick.

[jerseygrrrl]

dude you're like the 9th person to call me a traitor
USA

[patnlizz]

Whatever, you're from England, you British ninny

[jerseygrrrl]

hahah dustin already yelled at me for being british.
lay off.
xEUROxTRASHxREPRUHSAYNTx

[patnlizz]

WHY DONT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WATCH A JERRY LEWIS MOVIE OR SOMETHING, YOU FRENCH LOVING WHOREBAG

[jerseygrrrl]

I HOPE YOU CHOKE WHILE EATING YOUR FREEDOM FRIES

[patnlizz]

um, I'll kill your mom?

[jerseygrrrl]

hahaha oh patrick.
you started the civil war.
I AM A WINNER.

[patnlizz]

WAIT, this was a war? WELL WHY AREN'T YOU SURRENDERING YET, YOU FRENCH FUCKING CHEESE MONKEY

[jerseygrrrl]

PATRICK
I'M NOT FRENCH, YOU 'TARD!
AND I'M NOT SURRENDERING BECAUSE I'M WINNING.
GOD YOU ARE TOTALLY THE CONFEDERATE ARMY

[patnlizz]

YOU FIGURED ME OUT, YOU BLOODY YANK!!

IM SO MAD IM GONNA GO BEAT MY SLAVES NOW!!!