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"and i do not like this world, no matter what elvis costello says!" -campfire girls
at around noon brendan big daddy hotcakes picked me up! and we drove to clancy's to get his paycheck! and we saw jesse in the parking lot and he said hi! and we went inside clancy's and his boss was all "no paycheck for you, brendan, but however here is 20 minutes worth of random paperwork to do!" so he did it! and we got money! and drove to the diner! and ate! and drew pictures of each other on the placemats! and listened to kings of leon on the way to the mall! and went to the mall! and got brendan's new jane's addiction cd! and it's actually a pretty good cd! and we made fun of people! and went to one of those photo booths that makes your picture look like a drawing! and it was shitty and we laughed really hard!
"peppermint patty was a total dyke." -brendan
buuuuut. on the way home from the mall WE ALMOST DIED. we were driving along and some woman rear-ended us and i screamed like a baby on crack. so we had to call the police and i had to give my name and birthday [why? will the fuzz send me a present?] because i was a witness. the woman called up like her entire family to come chill in the parking lot while the cop filed a report and brendan and i threw rocks at each other and named his car CHRIS ELLIOT [of saturday night live and cabin boy fame]. poor chris elliot, his butt was all dented BUT HE WAS OK. so then we went home.
"quick, coco, pretend you have whiplash!"
"coco, tongue-kiss chris elliot!"
"i like sexing 8 year olds woooooo"
-brendan during various points during the accident
then my madre and i went out to dinner and back to the mall so i could buy pretty things! and i saw ryan "mercedes" calvert. ummm the guy with the funny blowjob technique. jessica and sara will know who i'm talking about. yeah so he was with his UGLY ASS girlfriend and when they left my mom was all like "ewww what a ugly bitch he should go out with you." THANKS MOMMY. in the car andrew wk came on the radio and i made my mommy dance. word.
"even more ghetto is this kid at work tried to get me to smoke pot w/ him.. today he pulled out a brown paper bag w/ the weed, then rolled a joint w/ the paper bag. ha, awesome." -linds remorse
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<333 coco
ps: my future husband works at the gap in monmouth mall
at around noon brendan big daddy hotcakes picked me up! and we drove to clancy's to get his paycheck! and we saw jesse in the parking lot and he said hi! and we went inside clancy's and his boss was all "no paycheck for you, brendan, but however here is 20 minutes worth of random paperwork to do!" so he did it! and we got money! and drove to the diner! and ate! and drew pictures of each other on the placemats! and listened to kings of leon on the way to the mall! and went to the mall! and got brendan's new jane's addiction cd! and it's actually a pretty good cd! and we made fun of people! and went to one of those photo booths that makes your picture look like a drawing! and it was shitty and we laughed really hard!
"peppermint patty was a total dyke." -brendan
buuuuut. on the way home from the mall WE ALMOST DIED. we were driving along and some woman rear-ended us and i screamed like a baby on crack. so we had to call the police and i had to give my name and birthday [why? will the fuzz send me a present?] because i was a witness. the woman called up like her entire family to come chill in the parking lot while the cop filed a report and brendan and i threw rocks at each other and named his car CHRIS ELLIOT [of saturday night live and cabin boy fame]. poor chris elliot, his butt was all dented BUT HE WAS OK. so then we went home.
"quick, coco, pretend you have whiplash!"
"coco, tongue-kiss chris elliot!"
"i like sexing 8 year olds woooooo"
-brendan during various points during the accident
then my madre and i went out to dinner and back to the mall so i could buy pretty things! and i saw ryan "mercedes" calvert. ummm the guy with the funny blowjob technique. jessica and sara will know who i'm talking about. yeah so he was with his UGLY ASS girlfriend and when they left my mom was all like "ewww what a ugly bitch he should go out with you." THANKS MOMMY. in the car andrew wk came on the radio and i made my mommy dance. word.
"even more ghetto is this kid at work tried to get me to smoke pot w/ him.. today he pulled out a brown paper bag w/ the weed, then rolled a joint w/ the paper bag. ha, awesome." -linds remorse
END TRANSMISSION.
<333 coco
ps: my future husband works at the gap in monmouth mall