Two!!! In one day!!!
Here's another one I've been sitting on. But don't expect much.
This one was spurred by the Bills-Pats game a few weeks ago, but don't worry, this post is not about football. The Bills have this young buck mobile backup named J.P. Losman.
Losman usually doesn't play much, since Bledsoe starts for Buffalo. But this isn't about football, this is about JP. Among other things.
(Don't you feel the tension mounting? Well you should.)
JP was a young stud who led the Tulane football team for four years. So you've got to figure he did well with the ladies because
A) He leads the varsity football team (and it wasn't bitch ass D3 and he didn't blow out his shoulder. See: Joe
B) He was on the verge of making a bajillion dollars, and if there is one thing chicks dig more than status it is money.
C) His name is initials. Let's face it, you can type the name "JP Losman" correctly with only one hand, completely neglecting the left side of the keyboard. If you forget about the "s"...
And the "a"... Anyway, if I know chicks, and I think I do, they dig initials. Like UTI.
So here is JP. Living large, now a pro, making big bucks. Look at JP.
If I didn't know better I'd say he was pilfering chicken nuggets this afternoon.
And here is what I'm getting at. JP before. And JP now.
The photo is poor, and availability is scarce. What you see here is a cocky bastard JP. He has been earning big money for riding pine, and now is his big shot. There were grumblings he would play in that Pats game, and he did. With a blochy teenage mustache. Someone of lesser character may call it a "spic 'stache." And JP has lettuce. I advise you to cross reference "hesher" at mulletsgalore.com for further information.
15. hesher: a hesher who chooses to rokk (as in Dokken) the mullet. A subspecies of the filthier "Groders," the heshers are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Note the molester mustache and mischievous look. Heshermullets like riding their BMX bikes around town and selling oregano (disguised as pot) to Junior High students on their way to the video arcade.
So rich, physically gifted, lean mean anonymous sex machine JP Losman has consciously decided to be ugly.
And this intrigues me.
Prospects for case study - Intentionally Ugly, a Master's Thesis Proposal
Abstract: Article investigates JP Losman, Eastern Europeans, and Conor Maguire
Hypothesize: What implications will the phenomenon bring to the rest of us. As more males choose ugly, does this narrow the acceptable pool that female and female impersonators are drawing from, translating to more 'Tang for me? Are there women who are choosing ugly, and to what degree (i.e. Xtina Aguilera, girls who wear Von Dutch hats, Conor Maguire)?
Results/Conclusions: TBA
This one was spurred by the Bills-Pats game a few weeks ago, but don't worry, this post is not about football. The Bills have this young buck mobile backup named J.P. Losman.
Losman usually doesn't play much, since Bledsoe starts for Buffalo. But this isn't about football, this is about JP. Among other things.
(Don't you feel the tension mounting? Well you should.)
JP was a young stud who led the Tulane football team for four years. So you've got to figure he did well with the ladies because
A) He leads the varsity football team (and it wasn't bitch ass D3 and he didn't blow out his shoulder. See: Joe
B) He was on the verge of making a bajillion dollars, and if there is one thing chicks dig more than status it is money.
C) His name is initials. Let's face it, you can type the name "JP Losman" correctly with only one hand, completely neglecting the left side of the keyboard. If you forget about the "s"...
And the "a"... Anyway, if I know chicks, and I think I do, they dig initials. Like UTI.
So here is JP. Living large, now a pro, making big bucks. Look at JP.
If I didn't know better I'd say he was pilfering chicken nuggets this afternoon.
And here is what I'm getting at. JP before. And JP now.
The photo is poor, and availability is scarce. What you see here is a cocky bastard JP. He has been earning big money for riding pine, and now is his big shot. There were grumblings he would play in that Pats game, and he did. With a blochy teenage mustache. Someone of lesser character may call it a "spic 'stache." And JP has lettuce. I advise you to cross reference "hesher" at mulletsgalore.com for further information.
15. hesher: a hesher who chooses to rokk (as in Dokken) the mullet. A subspecies of the filthier "Groders," the heshers are definitely a force to be reckoned with. Note the molester mustache and mischievous look. Heshermullets like riding their BMX bikes around town and selling oregano (disguised as pot) to Junior High students on their way to the video arcade.
So rich, physically gifted, lean mean anonymous sex machine JP Losman has consciously decided to be ugly.
And this intrigues me.
Prospects for case study - Intentionally Ugly, a Master's Thesis Proposal
Abstract: Article investigates JP Losman, Eastern Europeans, and Conor Maguire
Hypothesize: What implications will the phenomenon bring to the rest of us. As more males choose ugly, does this narrow the acceptable pool that female and female impersonators are drawing from, translating to more 'Tang for me? Are there women who are choosing ugly, and to what degree (i.e. Xtina Aguilera, girls who wear Von Dutch hats, Conor Maguire)?
Results/Conclusions: TBA