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Oct 11, 2004 22:26

Nyquil, Dayquil and up-the-nose Afrin for head cold that lasted 10 days and then migrated to a chest cold.............$24.78

Losing ten pounds in 3 days by spending Thanksgiving in Canada with your fiancee's family who you have never met before and only eating one meal in those three days because you don't want your irritable bowel syndrome to flare up at "Uncle Jim's" house in Manatik, Ottawa.............................$73.96 (gas money)

Coming home and finding a cell phone message from Mike Garro at Cocktails and Dreams concerning the medical findings of Dr. Jockitch......

priceless.

I'm going to go pass out.
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