Coach is a dick!
Luckily, I had a completely normal dream last night!
I was freshly discharged from the Army and ready to go home.
Suddenly, the Government decides to put me in jail instead of Saddam Hussein.
Well...not exactly...
They decided to put me in jail AS Saddam Hussein.
Next thing I know, I'm getting hair implanted on my face.
And I'm pissed. Iraqi pissed!
Then I woke up.
I'm starting to wonder if there is some kind of underlying themes to the weird dreams I've been having.
Furthermore, I really don't know why I've been having such a large amount of weird dreams.
Oh, but today I saw a very sad looking jock-type boy in a uniform.
And I really wanted to say to him:
"Coach says you've been slipping..."
But it probably would have broken his spirits.
By spirits, I mean face.
My face.
He would've beaten me up.
I was freshly discharged from the Army and ready to go home.
Suddenly, the Government decides to put me in jail instead of Saddam Hussein.
Well...not exactly...
They decided to put me in jail AS Saddam Hussein.
Next thing I know, I'm getting hair implanted on my face.
And I'm pissed. Iraqi pissed!
Then I woke up.
I'm starting to wonder if there is some kind of underlying themes to the weird dreams I've been having.
Furthermore, I really don't know why I've been having such a large amount of weird dreams.
Oh, but today I saw a very sad looking jock-type boy in a uniform.
And I really wanted to say to him:
"Coach says you've been slipping..."
But it probably would have broken his spirits.
By spirits, I mean face.
My face.
He would've beaten me up.