In any event, I'm wishing that "Lost" was on cable so it could have a more appropriate title...
...such as "F*cked." Seriously. Gilligan and the Skipper were lost on an island. Will and the Robot were lost in space. Bill and Scarlett were lost in translation. Being lost is one thing. These people are stuck on an island with a woman who looks like she's about to give birth to a Volkswagen, some guy with a gun, a rock and roll Hobbit who was, I dunno, hiding drugs in the airplane bathroom, an Asian couple who have something going on with them, and apparently King Kong's less friendly brother is skulking around in the forest...all while the rescue planes, if there are any, are searching for them a thousand miles away. The guy who got sucked into the jet engine? He had a good day. The pilot who lived just long enough to deliver valuable exposition and then leaned out his window while I kept shouting, "I really wouldn't be doing that if I were you", that guy? Got off lucky. The rest of them...they're beyond lost. They're f*cked.
-- Peter David.net
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