Joy!
Dear Dirty Filthy Jew Diary,
Things are looking up today. My Step-Fag Derek has been trolling Myspace and chatting up some little philly from upstate. They instant message each other back and forth for hours and he laughs and laughs out loud keeping me from getting my much needed beauty sleep. Well this morning, Derek's girlfriend and him were supposed to meet up. Me and Orlando were spying on him (Orlando with his one good eye). This big grey Lincoln Town Car pulled up in front of the house. Derek went to peek through the tinted glass and see his lady love and this big huge Burl Ives looking guy pulled him into the car and sped off.
My stepmother is beside herself.
Her and her psycho butcher boytoy spent all morning looking for him. She even let the poor hobbled indian guy out of the basement to help her search. The cops were here a while ago. Stu made me tell them what I know and it isn't much. They were threatening to take the computer so they could go over the files. If I don't post for a while that is why. I'm sure he'll turn up in a day or two in a ditch somewhere, naked with a size 8 poop chute. Until then I hope he has smooth sailing on the Hershey Highway. I am off to comb out my bush and take a siesta.
Pee On Me,
Jerri
Things are looking up today. My Step-Fag Derek has been trolling Myspace and chatting up some little philly from upstate. They instant message each other back and forth for hours and he laughs and laughs out loud keeping me from getting my much needed beauty sleep. Well this morning, Derek's girlfriend and him were supposed to meet up. Me and Orlando were spying on him (Orlando with his one good eye). This big grey Lincoln Town Car pulled up in front of the house. Derek went to peek through the tinted glass and see his lady love and this big huge Burl Ives looking guy pulled him into the car and sped off.
My stepmother is beside herself.
Her and her psycho butcher boytoy spent all morning looking for him. She even let the poor hobbled indian guy out of the basement to help her search. The cops were here a while ago. Stu made me tell them what I know and it isn't much. They were threatening to take the computer so they could go over the files. If I don't post for a while that is why. I'm sure he'll turn up in a day or two in a ditch somewhere, naked with a size 8 poop chute. Until then I hope he has smooth sailing on the Hershey Highway. I am off to comb out my bush and take a siesta.
Pee On Me,
Jerri