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[jerpiven]

There's a one-page on me in one of the latest gossip rags. Star, Enquirer, Globe, one of those. I never really pay much attention to which is which, to be honest. It's about my horrible behavior on the set of Entourage, which can be seen on HBO

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[b_lucas]

Okay. You got what you wanted. Don't make me find you and poke you with a stick.

[jerpiven]

Fair warning: I poke back.

[b_lucas]

By all means. Do I look like I'd stop you?

[jerpiven]

Then the word is given. I think it's fair to say something terribly cliched like, "It's on."

[b_lucas]

Fair warning: I bite.

[jerpiven]

Never stopped me before. Actually, that's the sort of warning that usually only acts as encouragement.

[b_lucas]

You're one of those kids who always did what you were told not to do, aren't you?

[jerpiven]

Don't touch that, it's hot.

Well, I always had to find out. And no matter how many times I burn my fingers, I keep coming back for more. Funny how that works.

[b_lucas]

You sound like you have an addictive personality, my friend. Welcome to the club. I've got addictions to my husband and peanut M&M's and can't quit either one of them.

Who knows, you could be my third.

[jerpiven]

I promise, I won't rot your teeth, and I won't give you cancer.

[b_lucas]

You might actually even be good for me. Shock. Damn it, I knew I should have stalked you.

[jerpiven]

It's never too late.

[b_lucas]

Just promise not to have me arrested.

[jerpiven]

I promise. The only frisking you'll get is from me.

[b_lucas]

Oh, you know you dream about it. ;)

[jerpiven]

Frisking you?

Well, I'll have to be thorough, to make certain you aren't carrying anything considered contraband.