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[jerpiven]

There's a one-page on me in one of the latest gossip rags. Star, Enquirer, Globe, one of those. I never really pay much attention to which is which, to be honest. It's about my horrible behavior on the set of Entourage, which can be seen on HBO

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[joshua_lucas]

It's all bullshit, man. If you believe that shit, apparently my going to rescue my very young nephew from running across a restaurant means that I 'dated' Jessica Simpson.

The wife is more than willing to volunteer if you ever need someone of the female persuasion to act as a distraction...which I don't know what that says, the devious girl that she is.

[jerpiven]

Well, hell. If I got paired up with everyone I walked across a room to meet, there'd be no bedposts left from all the notches.

If you loan me to her for the night, I promise you'll get her back in exactly the condition you gave her to me.

[joshua_lucas]

Seriously. Jessica Simpson. They give me no credit for intelligence.

Well, I'm looking at her right now and she's smirking. And volunteering to come armed with tazer in case of tabloid emergency. I think you two have yourselves a date. Or maybe you have a bodyguard.

[jerpiven]

I think that's fantastic, and I'll tell you why. I've always wanted a beautiful female bodyguard. Makes me feel like a James Bond villain.

[joshua_lucas]

Well, I know I'm biased, but she's definitely beautiful. Might not be killing people with her thighs, but she has a better jump shot than I could ever manage. And I'm taller, so that's sad.