I HATE SPIDERS

[jermaine_dye]

News bulletin, this just in:

WHOEVER PUT THE GODDAMN TARANTULA IN MY LOCKER IS FUCKING DEAD.

*ahem*

We now go to Scott Podsednik, who I think is behind all this.

Comments

[eric_byrnes]

*rofl*

Poor JD.

[jermaine_dye]

Was it YOU, Byrnesy?

So THAT'S why you were traded to the Orioles! ...that explains everything. Everyone's behind this. It's a CONSPIRACY!

[eric_byrnes]

Nah. I wish I was that brilliant, but alas I am not. I still think it was Podsednik. It's his dirty little secret. Shhh.

[scott_podsednik]

Me? Prank on Jermaine? I would never do such a thing. That's relief pitcher stuff, man.

*turns away and pulls out tape recorder*

note to self: eric byrnes knows too much.

[eric_byrnes]

I saw that!