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http://holyoffice.livejournal.com/80073.html
This is brilliant. It's a cheat sheet for christianity. Highlites include:
The Pope
The Pope is the President of Christianity. He is elected every four years by the Congress of Cardinals, which is divided into the Senate and the Holy House of Representatives. As president, the pope can veto important pieces of legislation, which he tends to do. The pope is also magical, and cannot be seen with the naked eye except for one hour on Christmas Eve every year.
Touchdown Jesus
When professional athletes thank Jesus for helping them win a game, this is the Jesus they're referring to.
and other brilliance. My only disagreement is with the statement that Francis of Asissi is the Derek Jeter of Catholics. I hate Jeter, and I like Francis.
This is brilliant. It's a cheat sheet for christianity. Highlites include:
The Pope
The Pope is the President of Christianity. He is elected every four years by the Congress of Cardinals, which is divided into the Senate and the Holy House of Representatives. As president, the pope can veto important pieces of legislation, which he tends to do. The pope is also magical, and cannot be seen with the naked eye except for one hour on Christmas Eve every year.
Touchdown Jesus
When professional athletes thank Jesus for helping them win a game, this is the Jesus they're referring to.
and other brilliance. My only disagreement is with the statement that Francis of Asissi is the Derek Jeter of Catholics. I hate Jeter, and I like Francis.