Master piece theather
Last night there was this show about transexual hookers on HBO. It was great! It was basicly an hour of guys picking up hookers they thought were woman and the hillarity that ensues. The dudes/ladies were both your typical transexual ( a dude in a dress) and your more convincing TS ( a dude who takes harmones to grow breasts and even in one case a guy had his piece turned into a vagina.) Appartenly that area is well known to locals as the place to pick up a TS but then you had some tourists who had no idea what they were getting into. There was this one dude who goes and picks up the dude that had a doctor build him a vagina. They get into the car and drive off where the guy remarks:
" I hear there alot of Dudes that dress up like ladies in that area."
Fucking brillent, "I hear theres guys that dress up like ladies here", So lets go look for a woman hooker in that area. Yeah that seems like a great place start looking on your quest to have heterosexual hooker experience.
Then the trans tells him "yeah theres alot of it down here"
"Do you think I can check if your a woman?"
Check all you want dude she had her penis built into a vagina.
Haha I start yelling at the tv "SHE HAD THE SURGERY SHES A DUDE DONT DO IT!! SHES A DUDE!!" But how far has yelling at the television ever gotten you? I sat there grimacing as you hear the audio of a blow job and the dude getting into it. Fucking A man. I hope that guy has HBO!
Meanwhile in New Jersey:
Joes dad: Oh man look at that poor sap about to bang this dude!!! Wait.....Thats my car!!!
tv: " I hear there alot of Dudes that dress up like ladies in that area."
Joes DAD: HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Then they interview the hookers who allways have the best stories about the wierd fuckers they have as clients(Tommy Breen). This one story this guy goes up to shemale and asks for the prices. The trans tell him and then the guy asks how much for he/she to do both him and his teenage son who is sitting in the car.
I dont know about you but when I was a teenager I was one of those dickhead teens who had there dad drop him off down the block because I didnt think it was cool to be seen with your folks
Dad: Have a nice day at school so..
Me: FUCK YOU DAD YOUR EMBARSING ME!!!!
I cant even picture my dad and mom having sex. Let alone banging a transexual at the same time with him! That sounds like a great bonding experience you can bring up at a wedding toast:
Dad: (hits fork against the cup) I would like to make a toast on my sons wedding. Remeber when we got that hooker and after we fucked her it turned out to be a dude. Yeah man that was fucked up.
Even the transexual thought this was to weird and passed this up. You hear that! A dude who runs around in womans clothes and has sex with men under the pretex that he is she thinks YOU ARE FUCKING OUT THERE!
Now Ill leave you with a story that happened to me. One time I was driving around with my friends Julio and Don and we came across this huge guy in a dress who came up to the car at the light. Julio had the bright idea of jokingly asking " Girl how much to fuck you?".
The man in drag responded in the deepest voice "100 bucks".
We all laughed in this guys faced and then relized this guy was running at us and that he was three times the size of any of us. The second thing allmost as worse then un knownly having sex with a trans is getting your ass kicked by one. Julio hit the gas and the dude chased us down the block. Then Julio did the senseable thing and drove back and started making fun of the guy. The guy starts screaming at us to come out of the car but we just drive off. Trust me there are things that arent worth it and this was one of them.
Well thats it for today kids. I hoped you learned alot.
" I hear there alot of Dudes that dress up like ladies in that area."
Fucking brillent, "I hear theres guys that dress up like ladies here", So lets go look for a woman hooker in that area. Yeah that seems like a great place start looking on your quest to have heterosexual hooker experience.
Then the trans tells him "yeah theres alot of it down here"
"Do you think I can check if your a woman?"
Check all you want dude she had her penis built into a vagina.
Haha I start yelling at the tv "SHE HAD THE SURGERY SHES A DUDE DONT DO IT!! SHES A DUDE!!" But how far has yelling at the television ever gotten you? I sat there grimacing as you hear the audio of a blow job and the dude getting into it. Fucking A man. I hope that guy has HBO!
Meanwhile in New Jersey:
Joes dad: Oh man look at that poor sap about to bang this dude!!! Wait.....Thats my car!!!
tv: " I hear there alot of Dudes that dress up like ladies in that area."
Joes DAD: HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Then they interview the hookers who allways have the best stories about the wierd fuckers they have as clients(Tommy Breen). This one story this guy goes up to shemale and asks for the prices. The trans tell him and then the guy asks how much for he/she to do both him and his teenage son who is sitting in the car.
I dont know about you but when I was a teenager I was one of those dickhead teens who had there dad drop him off down the block because I didnt think it was cool to be seen with your folks
Dad: Have a nice day at school so..
Me: FUCK YOU DAD YOUR EMBARSING ME!!!!
I cant even picture my dad and mom having sex. Let alone banging a transexual at the same time with him! That sounds like a great bonding experience you can bring up at a wedding toast:
Dad: (hits fork against the cup) I would like to make a toast on my sons wedding. Remeber when we got that hooker and after we fucked her it turned out to be a dude. Yeah man that was fucked up.
Even the transexual thought this was to weird and passed this up. You hear that! A dude who runs around in womans clothes and has sex with men under the pretex that he is she thinks YOU ARE FUCKING OUT THERE!
Now Ill leave you with a story that happened to me. One time I was driving around with my friends Julio and Don and we came across this huge guy in a dress who came up to the car at the light. Julio had the bright idea of jokingly asking " Girl how much to fuck you?".
The man in drag responded in the deepest voice "100 bucks".
We all laughed in this guys faced and then relized this guy was running at us and that he was three times the size of any of us. The second thing allmost as worse then un knownly having sex with a trans is getting your ass kicked by one. Julio hit the gas and the dude chased us down the block. Then Julio did the senseable thing and drove back and started making fun of the guy. The guy starts screaming at us to come out of the car but we just drive off. Trust me there are things that arent worth it and this was one of them.
Well thats it for today kids. I hoped you learned alot.