AHHHHHHHH!!!
Whats up? This weekend was GREAT! I saw Bender and Tom... Okay so it was a terrible weekend but what can you do?
Went to Quote's dads Bday celebration where I rocked out (Like it was my fucking job.) to some Englebrug humperdink (or however it is). Q's dad gave him bootleg asain porn, now thats love. Nothing says desent to man-hood like unwrapped cheap asain porno(two thumbs up). Also during the celebration someone put on a Cher Dvd where I swear I thought I saw Joe in crowd with a face full of tears straining and grasping torwards the stage.
Joe: Cher!!! THANKS TO YOU I HAVE THE COURAGE TO ADMIT I HAVE HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS ON 3 SEPERATE OCASSIONS!
Kid in crowd: What the fuck!? You sick fucking bitch!
Joe: ummmm No you misheard me I said Cher I love you!
Kid in crowd: Oh....HELL YEAH!!!!!!! CHER FUCKING ROCKS!
Who goes to a cher concert and cries? After watching some of that dvd I wanted to cry or get on a mountain and ski right into a tree. But hey thats just me. We should have put on Q's present now that would have been a show stopper.
Speaking of which I "viewed" one of the videos in question and it was called "The dentist" anyway its in Japanse with no sub titles so that was upsetting. I didnt really get to grasp the riviting plot line and dynamic character devlopment..... Awww Shuuucks.
Note to self--> Grim realization ---> Its 2:05 in the morning on a tuesday and im up writting about asian porn.
Note to self--> could be worse -> http://www.myspace.com/joeporter
Note to stranks ---> You got me blocked on the old aim there ----> Yet you read my journal and post comments. Steve would be pissed!
Note to Yvette --> Like you read this but...--> Glad your ok, Get well soon kid!
Anyway this was my update! Feel free to comment and tell me how much I suck.
- bp
Went to Quote's dads Bday celebration where I rocked out (Like it was my fucking job.) to some Englebrug humperdink (or however it is). Q's dad gave him bootleg asain porn, now thats love. Nothing says desent to man-hood like unwrapped cheap asain porno(two thumbs up). Also during the celebration someone put on a Cher Dvd where I swear I thought I saw Joe in crowd with a face full of tears straining and grasping torwards the stage.
Joe: Cher!!! THANKS TO YOU I HAVE THE COURAGE TO ADMIT I HAVE HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS ON 3 SEPERATE OCASSIONS!
Kid in crowd: What the fuck!? You sick fucking bitch!
Joe: ummmm No you misheard me I said Cher I love you!
Kid in crowd: Oh....HELL YEAH!!!!!!! CHER FUCKING ROCKS!
Who goes to a cher concert and cries? After watching some of that dvd I wanted to cry or get on a mountain and ski right into a tree. But hey thats just me. We should have put on Q's present now that would have been a show stopper.
Speaking of which I "viewed" one of the videos in question and it was called "The dentist" anyway its in Japanse with no sub titles so that was upsetting. I didnt really get to grasp the riviting plot line and dynamic character devlopment..... Awww Shuuucks.
Note to self--> Grim realization ---> Its 2:05 in the morning on a tuesday and im up writting about asian porn.
Note to self--> could be worse -> http://www.myspace.com/joeporter
Note to stranks ---> You got me blocked on the old aim there ----> Yet you read my journal and post comments. Steve would be pissed!
Note to Yvette --> Like you read this but...--> Glad your ok, Get well soon kid!
Anyway this was my update! Feel free to comment and tell me how much I suck.
- bp