Hes on a roll now

Nov 23, 2004 23:27

Ive been on this update kick lately hopefully it ends soon. First off Skudlach got another job.Word is after he had his stroke (like a pussy "Ohhh i cant feel my face" BOOO HOO...YOUR FAKING SKUD! YOUR FAKING!) he is gonna be working for a non profit orgainization called the "I cant feel my dick fund"

Tommy Breen: Not only am I the vp im also a member!

Yeah skud I know you faked that stroke you douche bag. Ha! HAHHAAHAH!

Anyway now that Skud got a new job Joes dad comes and picks up the workers so now this guy shows up at my house bright and early at the ungodly hour of 6 in the morning. WIthout a warning I normally leave at 6:30 so I get a call from this guy saying he is outside. I stagger out of bed and in the process of getting ready I put my underwear on backwards and to be honest with you I just found out now. Isnt that some shit. Not that had any revlance to anything I just felt like I should let you guys now that.

Anyway Joes Dad is on this bad joke kick in the morning. This guy is wired for work and telling these jokes about me at the ungodly hour at 6 Hillarity ensues. I never made a comeback to any until today I dunno if it was the time or the joke but here was the exchange.

Joes Dad: I think you should take up cigar smoking.

Brett:...whys that?

Joes dad: So you can get ready for the big ones!!! (laughter in the car)

Brett: I think I should take up heavy drinking so I can forget that awful joke..

(silence)

Brett: Your the type of guy who watches schindlers list for its comidic inspiration.

(Silence)

Brett: Sonofabitch.

hahaha everyone in the car was kind of taken back I guess. But I dont care that was a fucking awful joke. OH HELL YEAH!

Also I banged Mrs Selleck while riding a Llama at the same time.

Little kid: Look its two naked people having sex on Llama!

Dad: Well I never!

Zookeeper: If you two dont get out of there were going to call the cops.

Mike: THATS IT IM NEVER COMMING BACK TO THE ZOO WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN!!!

Barbra selleck: Mike your embarsing me!

Brett: MIKE STOP EMBARSING YOUR MOTHER GO WAIT BY THE CAR!!! OR ELSE YOUR SLEEPING IN THE YARD AGAIN!

Yeah.

so happy pre thanksgiving folks im gonna be out of town for a while so just wanted to wish you guys that and with all that bullshit this will end my live journal kick.

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Peace.
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