The Testament
Lately when I go out to shows I get alot of slack "your a sell out", "fun killer","you look depressed"."Oh you didnt dress up!". Yeah that one got me every random person "what are you souposed to be?" HAHAHA CLEVER! At what point is a person thinking:
"allright this guy is not wearing a costume. Allright Im gonna ask him what he souposed to be because you know your souposed to dress up for holloween and he isnt dressed up. Oh man hillarity ensues."
I mixed it up this year im going as the guy not fucking your mother. Yeah so
Get a job you hippie assholes. I am the show last night not in the pit or the "dance floor" and this couple simaltaniously breaks out into this chorgraphed dance number by the bar. In the process of doing dance moves and taking turns singing along to the music they would just bump into me. A couple of things:
1) I feel that the only thing "lovers" should have choragraphed is a fucking arguement or sex take for instance my sex life.
J: oh not again.
B: Oh um im sorry this normally never happens!
J: You allways say that!!!!
B: im sorry. Can we just cuddle?
2) This is the kind of couple who fucks around and put the shirts on there dogs. Or the one who goes out to a studio and get a glam shot of there cat fluffies the furry ass hole wearing a cowboy hat. Because we all know its cute and original to put a hat on a feline.
3) If this kid was my son I would pray for god to take me out by giving me a dibilitating stroke while jerking off so that I can retain some sort of dignity.
B: I cant.....feel .....my dick.
Now Iknow what your saying, You bitter fuck you talk like your 40 years old. They are right about you. Talking about how if you were this kids father and such. But to be honest you can think what you want cause I accept the fact Im the fun killer. I rather stand around and watch the show then be like one of those cats that hears the song and sprints torward the pit. All determind like if he doesnt dance this second the world will end. Ahhh fuck anyone in his he way hes got to dance
"DANCE IS LIFE I GOT TO DANCE RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND!"
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah so the show was a blast. It was good to see all my friends and such. It was a good break from a bad week.
"allright this guy is not wearing a costume. Allright Im gonna ask him what he souposed to be because you know your souposed to dress up for holloween and he isnt dressed up. Oh man hillarity ensues."
I mixed it up this year im going as the guy not fucking your mother. Yeah so
Get a job you hippie assholes. I am the show last night not in the pit or the "dance floor" and this couple simaltaniously breaks out into this chorgraphed dance number by the bar. In the process of doing dance moves and taking turns singing along to the music they would just bump into me. A couple of things:
1) I feel that the only thing "lovers" should have choragraphed is a fucking arguement or sex take for instance my sex life.
J: oh not again.
B: Oh um im sorry this normally never happens!
J: You allways say that!!!!
B: im sorry. Can we just cuddle?
2) This is the kind of couple who fucks around and put the shirts on there dogs. Or the one who goes out to a studio and get a glam shot of there cat fluffies the furry ass hole wearing a cowboy hat. Because we all know its cute and original to put a hat on a feline.
3) If this kid was my son I would pray for god to take me out by giving me a dibilitating stroke while jerking off so that I can retain some sort of dignity.
B: I cant.....feel .....my dick.
Now Iknow what your saying, You bitter fuck you talk like your 40 years old. They are right about you. Talking about how if you were this kids father and such. But to be honest you can think what you want cause I accept the fact Im the fun killer. I rather stand around and watch the show then be like one of those cats that hears the song and sprints torward the pit. All determind like if he doesnt dance this second the world will end. Ahhh fuck anyone in his he way hes got to dance
"DANCE IS LIFE I GOT TO DANCE RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND!"
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah so the show was a blast. It was good to see all my friends and such. It was a good break from a bad week.