Put the gloves on.
Im at work the other day driving the work truck like a fucking champion and I pull up behind a school bus at a light. All of a sudden all these little 12 year old kids are pumping there arms trying to get me to honk the horn. Oh I did the blow the horn...or atleast I pretended to. I faked out the honk and went to the double middle fingers. A melee breaks out on the bus as kids rush to the back to give me the middle finger rolling down there windows screaming "FUCK YOU" at me and other insults. I had to act fast, so I pulled up to the side of the bus did the pumping of the arms with the finger up and the horn blaring screaming "LIVE IT!!!!! LIVE IT!!!!" My copilot el is cracking up as the fucking kids run to the side to give me the finger.
Works been allright lately man light days no arguements and no drama. No Skud. Its good cause Skud used to get anal about the garage at work guy would spend un needed hours cleaning it every week and would talk about the fucking garage in a casual converstation. If the garage had an orifice skud would fuck it is all im saying.
I can see fucking Joes dad taking this guy to garage while he is out with his stroke. Getting him out of the car put him in his wheel chair down the drive way and to the garage. Skuds eyes light up! There it is the fucking garage! Look at it! Joes dad would say. Door flies open to me banging his wife in a messed up garage.
Brett: I CANT FEEELLLL MY FACE IM HAVING A STROKE!!!!!!!!
Skuds wife: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!
Joe's Dad : HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS FACE!!! WE GOT HIM!!!! Look Im Skud (stretchs out face)
Brett: OH hell yeah STROKE CHANT!!! STROKE!!! STROKE!!! STROKE!!!
Brett: Wait hes writing somthing what does it say?
Joes dad: Not...the garage.........NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Works been allright lately man light days no arguements and no drama. No Skud. Its good cause Skud used to get anal about the garage at work guy would spend un needed hours cleaning it every week and would talk about the fucking garage in a casual converstation. If the garage had an orifice skud would fuck it is all im saying.
I can see fucking Joes dad taking this guy to garage while he is out with his stroke. Getting him out of the car put him in his wheel chair down the drive way and to the garage. Skuds eyes light up! There it is the fucking garage! Look at it! Joes dad would say. Door flies open to me banging his wife in a messed up garage.
Brett: I CANT FEEELLLL MY FACE IM HAVING A STROKE!!!!!!!!
Skuds wife: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!
Joe's Dad : HAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HIS FACE!!! WE GOT HIM!!!! Look Im Skud (stretchs out face)
Brett: OH hell yeah STROKE CHANT!!! STROKE!!! STROKE!!! STROKE!!!
Brett: Wait hes writing somthing what does it say?
Joes dad: Not...the garage.........NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!