The Dickbag chronicales
I been on the road and off for the past month working. I get home for about a day and a half and Im back on the road again. Thats how its been. Anyways I just got back around 8 tonight all my friends are off and doing there non nomadic shit. I figure I go online drink a beer or two listen to music and enjoy my free half day. Well ladddddddddddddd deeeeeeee Fucking DAH! I get this Im out of no where from a kid I dont know (commentary in the brackets.)
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: hello
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: talk
(this was seconds after the the first hello! You little fucker! SECONDS!)
Rebel Elph: hey
Rebel Elph: who is this
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: stevie
(I get mad when people Im me demanding me to talk and I dont know them so I cop a little bit of an attiude)
Rebel Elph: and why are you iming me stevie?
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: im not who are you
(this man is a born asshole)
Rebel Elph: how about you play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: how about you
Rebel Elph: OHHHHHH
Rebel Elph: CHALK IT UP FOR TEAM DICKBAG!
Rebel Elph: how are you gonna im me and say talk and then ask who i am?
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: did you no that melissa likes me fag
(MELISSA YOU LYING WHORE HOW COULD YOU!!!!!? ::strokes left hand: Youll allways love me...right pam?)
Rebel Elph: did you know im 20 years old
Rebel Elph: and i can whoop your little kid ass?
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: what do you want bitch
(*you get me that happy time dialisis machine*)
Rebel Elph: oh man you are a fucking idiot
Rebel Elph: let me lay it down for you
Rebel Elph: I dont know who melissa is
Rebel Elph: and you have a sexual identity crisis
Rebel Elph: you dress up like a woman and fuck cats
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: ya well i dont who you are fucker
Rebel Elph: then why did you im me?
Rebel Elph: do you get lonly at nights and im random men?
Rebel Elph: Is that it steven?
(Now Before i continue the converstation Im gonna have to embrace the momment. You are in for a little piece of something Id like to call unbriddled greatness. Momments like this youll allways remeber where you are when they happen. Ive been called alot of horrible things "joes friend",etc,etc. But this is a new one. I'll allways remeber steve...allways)
(wait for it...)
(Wait for it....)
(NOW!!!!)
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: here let me lay it down for you see ya fag ass bitch pussy go fuck your family and be a good little boy
(and the winner of the JOHN DOE comedy award for greatest comeback ever is Steve "Squirrel fucker" Mcgee.)
Rebel Elph: hahaha
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: y
Rebel Elph: Because god hates me steven, because god hates me.
SoXrUleKubSSuCk signed off at 10:18:51 PM.
Then just like the evervesant dew on the morning grass he was gone. Steven if your reading this your mother has aids and jesus hates you. He told me so.
allright peace. You fag ass bitch pussies. You do the math.
A homosexual + ass + female dog + vagina = ???
...
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: hello
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: talk
(this was seconds after the the first hello! You little fucker! SECONDS!)
Rebel Elph: hey
Rebel Elph: who is this
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: stevie
(I get mad when people Im me demanding me to talk and I dont know them so I cop a little bit of an attiude)
Rebel Elph: and why are you iming me stevie?
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: im not who are you
(this man is a born asshole)
Rebel Elph: how about you play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: how about you
Rebel Elph: OHHHHHH
Rebel Elph: CHALK IT UP FOR TEAM DICKBAG!
Rebel Elph: how are you gonna im me and say talk and then ask who i am?
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: did you no that melissa likes me fag
(MELISSA YOU LYING WHORE HOW COULD YOU!!!!!? ::strokes left hand: Youll allways love me...right pam?)
Rebel Elph: did you know im 20 years old
Rebel Elph: and i can whoop your little kid ass?
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: what do you want bitch
(*you get me that happy time dialisis machine*)
Rebel Elph: oh man you are a fucking idiot
Rebel Elph: let me lay it down for you
Rebel Elph: I dont know who melissa is
Rebel Elph: and you have a sexual identity crisis
Rebel Elph: you dress up like a woman and fuck cats
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: ya well i dont who you are fucker
Rebel Elph: then why did you im me?
Rebel Elph: do you get lonly at nights and im random men?
Rebel Elph: Is that it steven?
(Now Before i continue the converstation Im gonna have to embrace the momment. You are in for a little piece of something Id like to call unbriddled greatness. Momments like this youll allways remeber where you are when they happen. Ive been called alot of horrible things "joes friend",etc,etc. But this is a new one. I'll allways remeber steve...allways)
(wait for it...)
(Wait for it....)
(NOW!!!!)
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: here let me lay it down for you see ya fag ass bitch pussy go fuck your family and be a good little boy
(and the winner of the JOHN DOE comedy award for greatest comeback ever is Steve "Squirrel fucker" Mcgee.)
Rebel Elph: hahaha
SoXrUleKubSSuCk: y
Rebel Elph: Because god hates me steven, because god hates me.
SoXrUleKubSSuCk signed off at 10:18:51 PM.
Then just like the evervesant dew on the morning grass he was gone. Steven if your reading this your mother has aids and jesus hates you. He told me so.
allright peace. You fag ass bitch pussies. You do the math.
A homosexual + ass + female dog + vagina = ???
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