Mountain Rush
Sorry if you read the first one and if you did I TOLD YOU I WASNT LEAVING TONIGHT!
Welp, If you didnt catch the first entry heres a run down.
Two man tour was everything great i expected times 10. So much infact it would take days to write recaps. So thats all you get. Feeling good i imed my old friend tibbs and laid some info down there.
Rebel Elph: TIBS YOU SONOFABITCH IM BACK!
Tibss911: wut did i do
Rebel Elph: Listen when you talk like that I regret banging your mother those 20 some odd years ago at dollar wing night
Rebel Elph: whats up kid?
Rebel Elph: How are you doing these days?
Tibss911: fine i guess
Tibss911: as good as ill ever b
Rebel Elph: and whys that?
Tibss911: just cuz
Tibss911: i got a hair cut
Rebel Elph: a bowl cut?
Tibss911: no
Rebel Elph: damn
Anyway this is my only day home and im back on the road to york PA the next morning for the work. Anyway Assjack scott leaves a message on my phone @6 am thats says
"brett....its scott....ill pick you up tonight."
In a incohearant and stammering tone that one could probably only achieve from staying up all night licking a cat's asshole out.
Assjack: Ohhhh mr fluffles whats your liquid fantasy!?
Cat: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Now I didnt understand the message at first because I dont really grasp (Speak/understand) the dickface dialalect I had to grab Quotes to translate as he fluenent in it.
When it was all translated a couple thoughts came into my head:
1. No.
2. Is scott trying to molest me?
3. Barba....I didnt take it out for air....BARBRA welcome to flavor country!
Fuck this guy I am not trying to get back on the road after bieng in the car for 8 straight driving hours and no sleep in over 24 hours. SO I made myself really scarce, Scarce like a funny comic in a John Doe magazine.Anyway I got to go save the world.
Ill see you in god knows what time!
But remeber I bang hard and I bang fast!
Welp, If you didnt catch the first entry heres a run down.
Two man tour was everything great i expected times 10. So much infact it would take days to write recaps. So thats all you get. Feeling good i imed my old friend tibbs and laid some info down there.
Rebel Elph: TIBS YOU SONOFABITCH IM BACK!
Tibss911: wut did i do
Rebel Elph: Listen when you talk like that I regret banging your mother those 20 some odd years ago at dollar wing night
Rebel Elph: whats up kid?
Rebel Elph: How are you doing these days?
Tibss911: fine i guess
Tibss911: as good as ill ever b
Rebel Elph: and whys that?
Tibss911: just cuz
Tibss911: i got a hair cut
Rebel Elph: a bowl cut?
Tibss911: no
Rebel Elph: damn
Anyway this is my only day home and im back on the road to york PA the next morning for the work. Anyway Assjack scott leaves a message on my phone @6 am thats says
"brett....its scott....ill pick you up tonight."
In a incohearant and stammering tone that one could probably only achieve from staying up all night licking a cat's asshole out.
Assjack: Ohhhh mr fluffles whats your liquid fantasy!?
Cat: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Now I didnt understand the message at first because I dont really grasp (Speak/understand) the dickface dialalect I had to grab Quotes to translate as he fluenent in it.
When it was all translated a couple thoughts came into my head:
1. No.
2. Is scott trying to molest me?
3. Barba....I didnt take it out for air....BARBRA welcome to flavor country!
Fuck this guy I am not trying to get back on the road after bieng in the car for 8 straight driving hours and no sleep in over 24 hours. SO I made myself really scarce, Scarce like a funny comic in a John Doe magazine.Anyway I got to go save the world.
Ill see you in god knows what time!
But remeber I bang hard and I bang fast!