a sick entry.
Whats up? Whats up? Whats up?
I sat down and relized my life is a series of inapproriate outbursts. First off im wierd and alot of times ill piece together things that have no relavance to anyone but me. So Im having a intimate momment the other night with a friend. Things were getting hot and heavy and im having a blast.
I opened my mouth and said:
"Let me play with that pussy"
then the action stoped followed with 10 seconds of pure silence.
Friend: What did you just say?
Brett: uh..uh..nothing....
Brett: ...I didnt say anything.
Friend: Did you just say "let me play with that pussy?"
Brett: What!? Of course not!
Intimacy ends. Ive had sometime to sit down and think about this event and I came up with a list of things that I shouldnt say during sex.
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!! Their she blows!"
"AMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIICAAAAA!!!!"
"Hey whats your sisters name again?"
I could go on but there isnt a point since you stopped reading this after the phrase "let me play with that pussy". I guess you should have expected somthing sick like that comming from this journal anyway. I mean your reading about about a guy who puts on a spider man mask and does nude jumping jacks (the most sexual exercise) by his window every morning.
That was a joke. I dont rreaaaaallly do that. Its not somthing you should go tell your friends because um...you know it isnt true. It was a joke right?
right...
right?
DONT TELL ANYONE! DONT YOU EVER TELL!
It's not that im a pervert it just that I get caught doing things most people never get caught doing(barbra selleck). Im a victem of circumstance. For instance today I go to this chinese place I go to every so often during the week. Ive become friendly with the lady cashier over there, anyway I go in there with Quotes this morning and were eating and she comes over and starts talking to me and one momment she asks which table cloth she should put on the table next to me "blue or pink".
"blue" I say.
Quotes opens his mouth and utters this classy statement:
"Who are you Christopher Lowell from the home and garden network!?"
Brett: AHAHAHAH How do you know about that guy? DO you watch his show or something!?
Quotes: How do you know???
The mood was tense. Eyes locked, a stern faced stare down ensues. I notice a bead of sweat dripped down Quote's forhead. He makes his move for the plate full of hot soy sauce. I was faster, I grabbed the plate and threw it's contents into quotes face.
"MY EYES!" He bellowed in upmost agony.
I ran to the door full of grace and speed like a untamed gazelle on the sarungetti. My feet slapped the new jersey concrete causing it to echo. The realization that I was homeward bound and free set in.
"Not today. Not this year."
I sat down and relized my life is a series of inapproriate outbursts. First off im wierd and alot of times ill piece together things that have no relavance to anyone but me. So Im having a intimate momment the other night with a friend. Things were getting hot and heavy and im having a blast.
I opened my mouth and said:
"Let me play with that pussy"
then the action stoped followed with 10 seconds of pure silence.
Friend: What did you just say?
Brett: uh..uh..nothing....
Brett: ...I didnt say anything.
Friend: Did you just say "let me play with that pussy?"
Brett: What!? Of course not!
Intimacy ends. Ive had sometime to sit down and think about this event and I came up with a list of things that I shouldnt say during sex.
"ARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!! Their she blows!"
"AMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIICAAAAA!!!!"
"Hey whats your sisters name again?"
I could go on but there isnt a point since you stopped reading this after the phrase "let me play with that pussy". I guess you should have expected somthing sick like that comming from this journal anyway. I mean your reading about about a guy who puts on a spider man mask and does nude jumping jacks (the most sexual exercise) by his window every morning.
That was a joke. I dont rreaaaaallly do that. Its not somthing you should go tell your friends because um...you know it isnt true. It was a joke right?
right...
right?
DONT TELL ANYONE! DONT YOU EVER TELL!
It's not that im a pervert it just that I get caught doing things most people never get caught doing(barbra selleck). Im a victem of circumstance. For instance today I go to this chinese place I go to every so often during the week. Ive become friendly with the lady cashier over there, anyway I go in there with Quotes this morning and were eating and she comes over and starts talking to me and one momment she asks which table cloth she should put on the table next to me "blue or pink".
"blue" I say.
Quotes opens his mouth and utters this classy statement:
"Who are you Christopher Lowell from the home and garden network!?"
Brett: AHAHAHAH How do you know about that guy? DO you watch his show or something!?
Quotes: How do you know???
The mood was tense. Eyes locked, a stern faced stare down ensues. I notice a bead of sweat dripped down Quote's forhead. He makes his move for the plate full of hot soy sauce. I was faster, I grabbed the plate and threw it's contents into quotes face.
"MY EYES!" He bellowed in upmost agony.
I ran to the door full of grace and speed like a untamed gazelle on the sarungetti. My feet slapped the new jersey concrete causing it to echo. The realization that I was homeward bound and free set in.
"Not today. Not this year."