It's going down in this bitch tonight!
Yesterday I got into a 2 hour long arguement with my friend Ali. Ali tried to convince me that Paulie Shore is a GREAT actor and he was serious. Not a mediocore comic but a great comidic genius as he put it.
Name a funny move I said.
"in the army","Its a great movie"
I try not to be a violent person but I had to fight the urge to take Ali's club out of the back seat and smack him upside the head with it.
"you cant be serious!? Hes comidic aids!"
"As a matter of fact I own a copy of In the army" was his reply.
I can picture that going down:
Ali: hhahahahahaha ahhhhhhh Paulie Shore your so crazy. The weasal what will this guy think of next?
(knock,knock)
Ali: JUST A SECOND! shit wheres the eject button on this thing.
Ali's Dad: ALI! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Ali: NO DAD GIVE ME A FEW MINS!!!
Ali's Dad: OPEN IT OR IM BRAKING IT DOWN!
(smash,smash)
Ali: DONT YOU RESPECT MY PRIVACY!
ALi's Dad: (takes tape out of vcr) WHATS THIS!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SHIT CAN DO TO YOU? WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THIS!!!
Ali: I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD (sobbing) I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!
Yeah I hate Paulie shore. When I was younger alot of my friends liked his movies. I didnt know alot back then but somthing deep inside me, i dunno wheather it was tribal thing or gut intution but I knew this guy sucked. I couldnt even fiegn a laugh when watching one of his movies. After seeing one I would go up to my room and lock the door, sit there in the dark and hate life. I asked god "why....why god does this man have a carrer". I never got my answer.
Second to last time I saw him I was changing the channels and landed on mtv and they had this little kid asking "celebs" wierd questions to get a rise out of them. All of a sudden I see Paulie Shore and at first my thoughts were "how the hell did he get there...must be the valet.". Then my thoughts were "damn he looks depleted."
So this kid asks him a question and a fat paulie shore with a receding hairline gets offeneded calls the kid a asshole and storms off. Probably to go cry somewhere. Now who the fuck gets offended by a little kid, what a douche. Now If you made it this far in the entry you noticed I said second to last time.
The last time I saw Paulie Shore:
It was last week. I was in the car with Quotes on the way home we stoped at the BP gas station on Franklyn. As we were pulling in we saw him.
Paulie Shore: Let me wash your windows.
Quotes: GET OFF THE CAR!
Brett: Holy shit its Paulie shore.... HIT HIM WITH THE CAR!!
Paulie shore: ooooooh the weasal. (starts washing the window)
Qoutes: I said no godamnit.
Paulie Shore: Look just give me money.
Quotes: Fuck this guy (hits paulie shore.)
Brett: HES STILL ON THE HOOD! Go faster!
Paulie shore: thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeee weasal!
Quotes: Get the fuck off (starts throwing lose change at Paulie shore.)
(Thump,thump)
Brett: Drive faster hes running after the car.
Paulie shore: WHERES MY MONEY!!!!!!!!
Needless to say it was a close one. Such much for another bad update.
PEACE!
Name a funny move I said.
"in the army","Its a great movie"
I try not to be a violent person but I had to fight the urge to take Ali's club out of the back seat and smack him upside the head with it.
"you cant be serious!? Hes comidic aids!"
"As a matter of fact I own a copy of In the army" was his reply.
I can picture that going down:
Ali: hhahahahahaha ahhhhhhh Paulie Shore your so crazy. The weasal what will this guy think of next?
(knock,knock)
Ali: JUST A SECOND! shit wheres the eject button on this thing.
Ali's Dad: ALI! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT THIS SECOND!
Ali: NO DAD GIVE ME A FEW MINS!!!
Ali's Dad: OPEN IT OR IM BRAKING IT DOWN!
(smash,smash)
Ali: DONT YOU RESPECT MY PRIVACY!
ALi's Dad: (takes tape out of vcr) WHATS THIS!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS SHIT CAN DO TO YOU? WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THIS!!!
Ali: I LEARNED IT FROM YOU DAD (sobbing) I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!
Yeah I hate Paulie shore. When I was younger alot of my friends liked his movies. I didnt know alot back then but somthing deep inside me, i dunno wheather it was tribal thing or gut intution but I knew this guy sucked. I couldnt even fiegn a laugh when watching one of his movies. After seeing one I would go up to my room and lock the door, sit there in the dark and hate life. I asked god "why....why god does this man have a carrer". I never got my answer.
Second to last time I saw him I was changing the channels and landed on mtv and they had this little kid asking "celebs" wierd questions to get a rise out of them. All of a sudden I see Paulie Shore and at first my thoughts were "how the hell did he get there...must be the valet.". Then my thoughts were "damn he looks depleted."
So this kid asks him a question and a fat paulie shore with a receding hairline gets offeneded calls the kid a asshole and storms off. Probably to go cry somewhere. Now who the fuck gets offended by a little kid, what a douche. Now If you made it this far in the entry you noticed I said second to last time.
The last time I saw Paulie Shore:
It was last week. I was in the car with Quotes on the way home we stoped at the BP gas station on Franklyn. As we were pulling in we saw him.
Paulie Shore: Let me wash your windows.
Quotes: GET OFF THE CAR!
Brett: Holy shit its Paulie shore.... HIT HIM WITH THE CAR!!
Paulie shore: ooooooh the weasal. (starts washing the window)
Qoutes: I said no godamnit.
Paulie Shore: Look just give me money.
Quotes: Fuck this guy (hits paulie shore.)
Brett: HES STILL ON THE HOOD! Go faster!
Paulie shore: thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeee weasal!
Quotes: Get the fuck off (starts throwing lose change at Paulie shore.)
(Thump,thump)
Brett: Drive faster hes running after the car.
Paulie shore: WHERES MY MONEY!!!!!!!!
Needless to say it was a close one. Such much for another bad update.
PEACE!