coke and rum
I got a raise from Joe's dad at work. Yeah now im pulling the big bucks but I feel kinda of soilded now...and its not the kind you can clean with a shower.
Thats right 8.75 an hour baby. Bring on the big girls OhhhhWwwwwEee.
Its going allright, Now that its closer to my birthday and the new year.
New years is a time to look at your life and think about what you can change or say your gonna change and never do it. Sounds alot like me so I made this list.
How to tell if you have anything in common with me:
Your father ends every story he tells with the phrase "It was the last time I was in jail...and the first time I kissed a man."
Your piss is 80 proof.
The last surprise party someone threw for you was a intervention.
You can concider a good date one where you dont get pepper sprayed.
The owner of coors light writes you thank you letters for putting his kids through college.
You have to reach down deep and fight the temptation to yell "Get ya dick wet" when ever someone mentions their mothers name.
Kid: And then my mom karen died on my birthday
Brett: KAREN! OHHH YEAH GET YA DICK WET!!!
...
Brett: Oh man im so sorry.
You have to be watched closely when your around a cat...
Brett: Youll allways love me...wont you fluffles.... DONT RUN AWAY! YOU CANT ESCAPE!! LOVE!
Kid: Whats going on here?
Brett: DONT LOOK AT ME! DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK!
Every pick up line you use contains the word "party" in it.
You believe when ever some one plays freebird an angel gets its wings.
Thats my lame list and my lame update. Later.
Gmoney663: oh i forgot ur the sick bitch that wants to bang joes mom
Rebel Elph: HAHAHAAHAHAH
Rebel Elph: BELIEVE IT
Thats right 8.75 an hour baby. Bring on the big girls OhhhhWwwwwEee.
Its going allright, Now that its closer to my birthday and the new year.
New years is a time to look at your life and think about what you can change or say your gonna change and never do it. Sounds alot like me so I made this list.
How to tell if you have anything in common with me:
Your father ends every story he tells with the phrase "It was the last time I was in jail...and the first time I kissed a man."
Your piss is 80 proof.
The last surprise party someone threw for you was a intervention.
You can concider a good date one where you dont get pepper sprayed.
The owner of coors light writes you thank you letters for putting his kids through college.
You have to reach down deep and fight the temptation to yell "Get ya dick wet" when ever someone mentions their mothers name.
Kid: And then my mom karen died on my birthday
Brett: KAREN! OHHH YEAH GET YA DICK WET!!!
...
Brett: Oh man im so sorry.
You have to be watched closely when your around a cat...
Brett: Youll allways love me...wont you fluffles.... DONT RUN AWAY! YOU CANT ESCAPE!! LOVE!
Kid: Whats going on here?
Brett: DONT LOOK AT ME! DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK!
Every pick up line you use contains the word "party" in it.
You believe when ever some one plays freebird an angel gets its wings.
Thats my lame list and my lame update. Later.
Gmoney663: oh i forgot ur the sick bitch that wants to bang joes mom
Rebel Elph: HAHAHAAHAHAH
Rebel Elph: BELIEVE IT