Chawalangaling
So im reading the old friends list the other day and stumble opon this little gem from Tom's journal.
"Me and Al were the only ones to escaped un-splattered, because we're the only true gazelles. Brett's got nothing on my agility and speed. YOU HEAR ME BEAST LEGEND? YOU HEAR ME?? I'M COMING FOR YOU! MY OFFENSE IS IMPECABLE! MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE! I'M JUST FEROCIOUS I WANT YOUR HEART I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!... "
This fucking guy is crazier then a bag full of shit.
Let me tell you the real story... Now some of you know "Tom"... But do really know Tom?
What can I say about Tom that allready hasnt been said about Hitler?
Tom says he knows comedy....
FACT: Tom is the editor of John Doe magazine. A magazine which has done for comedy what aids has done for the human race.Not like Magic Johnson Aids but like full blown pedro on real world aids. Like mother fucking philadalphia the movie aids. John doe..ha never funny.
Tom says he doesnt look like Larry appleton of Perfect strangers...
FACT: he does. Infact he is larry Appleton and he is mad at the world because his show got cancled and he hates children.
small defenseless children.
FACT: Pat is balki
Tom says he hates hippies....
FACT: LETS GO TO THE VIDEO TAPE!
http://www.newimageartgallery.com/EventPhotos09/BEAM%20ME%20UP2.jpg
Whats this? It looks like some kind of hippie asshole convention? Whos that all the way on the right? Kind of looks like... Yeah thats right LARRY APPLETON!!! I rest my godamn case.
Fact: Tom is a liar, a cheat, and a jaywalker.
For a name you can trust. Trust a man for the people. The little people. Trust me!
http://clan138.freeservers.com/midget.jpg
So much for a bad update. Now if excuse me the train is leaving squaresville.
"Me and Al were the only ones to escaped un-splattered, because we're the only true gazelles. Brett's got nothing on my agility and speed. YOU HEAR ME BEAST LEGEND? YOU HEAR ME?? I'M COMING FOR YOU! MY OFFENSE IS IMPECABLE! MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE! I'M JUST FEROCIOUS I WANT YOUR HEART I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!... "
This fucking guy is crazier then a bag full of shit.
Let me tell you the real story... Now some of you know "Tom"... But do really know Tom?
What can I say about Tom that allready hasnt been said about Hitler?
Tom says he knows comedy....
FACT: Tom is the editor of John Doe magazine. A magazine which has done for comedy what aids has done for the human race.Not like Magic Johnson Aids but like full blown pedro on real world aids. Like mother fucking philadalphia the movie aids. John doe..ha never funny.
Tom says he doesnt look like Larry appleton of Perfect strangers...
FACT: he does. Infact he is larry Appleton and he is mad at the world because his show got cancled and he hates children.
small defenseless children.
FACT: Pat is balki
Tom says he hates hippies....
FACT: LETS GO TO THE VIDEO TAPE!
http://www.newimageartgallery.com/EventPhotos09/BEAM%20ME%20UP2.jpg
Whats this? It looks like some kind of hippie asshole convention? Whos that all the way on the right? Kind of looks like... Yeah thats right LARRY APPLETON!!! I rest my godamn case.
Fact: Tom is a liar, a cheat, and a jaywalker.
For a name you can trust. Trust a man for the people. The little people. Trust me!
http://clan138.freeservers.com/midget.jpg
So much for a bad update. Now if excuse me the train is leaving squaresville.