Here I AM HERE I GO
Just got back from Wilks Barre pa and boy am my wings.... allright fuck you.
So here I am after an exciting weekend at the side show convention. The people who read this have probably read 3 recaps of the weekend so far from other journals. so Im not for the over kill so here is my brief run down.
- Al has the greatest road rage ever.
- Joe Pirate gets strandand in Philadalphia and was probably molested at a bus station with a stick.
- Gay guys at bar call Al and me over to there table and buy me beers. One do0d kept asking to see Al's ID. drank a few beers thank the kids and went to the sideshow convention.
- Tom leaving without me because im so late only my ride beats his there by hours. Tom fucking with me is like fucking with voltron your just gonna lose.
- Al got drunk starts attacking people with belts and swearing. Who needs a new a stepfather?
- After getting a nice beer buzz I went and got a tatoo.
- Random do0d comes up to Tom says he wants to work on his "sword swalling with him" Pat asks to film and tom's reply "I DONT WANT YOU GUYS TO SEE ME LIKE THIS!!!"
- Tom gets on stage and swallows sword for a record attempt.
- Al jumps on the bed like a maniac.
Day 2
- A cool assortment of acts.
- Joe emerges on the scene. We all act like we dont see him and try to sneak out of the room but shit he saw us. Cant win em all.
- Solo trips to the bar and drinking ensues. Cue the popeye theme baby.
- clog the toliet in the room to the point it fucking explods all over the floor. Do I clean it? No. Do I fix it? No. Do I care? No. Peeing in the shower takes place from now on.
- Go to the Kill your idols show with Joe. Were the oldest kids there, like bieng a chaperone. Like bieng a drunk chaperone. Like bieng Mike sellecks real dad.
- On the way back hop a fence and wade right into a fountain. Get odd looks from people in the hotel as to why Im completely drenched. Cant really offer an explaintion to them...even now.
- watched a lady shot fire ball out of her pussy.
- saw a performer who looked exactly like my dad escape from a striaght jacket while riding a bike. The following interuption takes place:
Brett: Dad!?
Performer: What? Who are you!?
Brett: Dad!! I knew you would come back from the store!!!
Brett: I love you dad! You came to look for me and take me back!
(performer rides over on unicycle and kicks me in the face. Crowd cheers.)
Aint that a sonofabitch?
Go and watch the greatest movie of all time. A movie called strays about killer kitty cats.
and call it a night.
After tommorow night im going back to penn for a another week to work so I wont get to say this at the right time. So I'll say it now before I leave.
Its now offically been a year since I first moved into Pat's basement and became un homeless. Allmost a year since I started this journal thing and its sort of in a sick dillusional sense chronicaled the last year. From the dead end jobs, to the drunken tirades, to the sick fantasies. Basicly I could have summed the year up in one entry. BUT GODAMNIT IT TOOK TIME AND I WOULD HAVE TO SPELL CHECK! I owe alot to certain people so I will take this time to thank them
I would like to thank the Bryne family, The lembo family, Jim, Tom, Joe and Josh (quotes) for giving me places to stay. I really apperciate it more then you know. You know Id like to give you guys some knowledge in exchange for the help. I mean I been around and done alot of things so i guess i got some knowledge to share with you guys so here it is
The knowledge....
JOHN DOE NEVER FUNNY
NEVER
Well Ill be back. Peace.
So here I am after an exciting weekend at the side show convention. The people who read this have probably read 3 recaps of the weekend so far from other journals. so Im not for the over kill so here is my brief run down.
- Al has the greatest road rage ever.
- Joe Pirate gets strandand in Philadalphia and was probably molested at a bus station with a stick.
- Gay guys at bar call Al and me over to there table and buy me beers. One do0d kept asking to see Al's ID. drank a few beers thank the kids and went to the sideshow convention.
- Tom leaving without me because im so late only my ride beats his there by hours. Tom fucking with me is like fucking with voltron your just gonna lose.
- Al got drunk starts attacking people with belts and swearing. Who needs a new a stepfather?
- After getting a nice beer buzz I went and got a tatoo.
- Random do0d comes up to Tom says he wants to work on his "sword swalling with him" Pat asks to film and tom's reply "I DONT WANT YOU GUYS TO SEE ME LIKE THIS!!!"
- Tom gets on stage and swallows sword for a record attempt.
- Al jumps on the bed like a maniac.
Day 2
- A cool assortment of acts.
- Joe emerges on the scene. We all act like we dont see him and try to sneak out of the room but shit he saw us. Cant win em all.
- Solo trips to the bar and drinking ensues. Cue the popeye theme baby.
- clog the toliet in the room to the point it fucking explods all over the floor. Do I clean it? No. Do I fix it? No. Do I care? No. Peeing in the shower takes place from now on.
- Go to the Kill your idols show with Joe. Were the oldest kids there, like bieng a chaperone. Like bieng a drunk chaperone. Like bieng Mike sellecks real dad.
- On the way back hop a fence and wade right into a fountain. Get odd looks from people in the hotel as to why Im completely drenched. Cant really offer an explaintion to them...even now.
- watched a lady shot fire ball out of her pussy.
- saw a performer who looked exactly like my dad escape from a striaght jacket while riding a bike. The following interuption takes place:
Brett: Dad!?
Performer: What? Who are you!?
Brett: Dad!! I knew you would come back from the store!!!
Brett: I love you dad! You came to look for me and take me back!
(performer rides over on unicycle and kicks me in the face. Crowd cheers.)
Aint that a sonofabitch?
Go and watch the greatest movie of all time. A movie called strays about killer kitty cats.
and call it a night.
After tommorow night im going back to penn for a another week to work so I wont get to say this at the right time. So I'll say it now before I leave.
Its now offically been a year since I first moved into Pat's basement and became un homeless. Allmost a year since I started this journal thing and its sort of in a sick dillusional sense chronicaled the last year. From the dead end jobs, to the drunken tirades, to the sick fantasies. Basicly I could have summed the year up in one entry. BUT GODAMNIT IT TOOK TIME AND I WOULD HAVE TO SPELL CHECK! I owe alot to certain people so I will take this time to thank them
I would like to thank the Bryne family, The lembo family, Jim, Tom, Joe and Josh (quotes) for giving me places to stay. I really apperciate it more then you know. You know Id like to give you guys some knowledge in exchange for the help. I mean I been around and done alot of things so i guess i got some knowledge to share with you guys so here it is
The knowledge....
JOHN DOE NEVER FUNNY
NEVER
Well Ill be back. Peace.