True temper
Lets here it for me for yet another descent down the social ladder. Today I got "temporly fired" probably friday's fiasco. Friday's fiasco bieng fighting on job. Yes yet another low point in the decent to the ulitmate failure.
Heres the story... Im at work and my boss left now normally this is a time to chug beers as fast as possible before work. But insted Pedro is angry yelling at everyone and he sees Don and myself talking and calls us all kinds of shit so we seperate. Then the same exact thing happens a momment later. Then Donny asks how to say somthing in english as im working, Then fucking Pedro flips out and tells me to sit in the front yard so the boss we get in argument and I basicly tell him to eat a dick and start going back to work. Anyway the boss pulls up and drops us off coffee and bagels then he leaves.
This is where it gets ridiclious. So Pedro refuses to give us our food and we protest but he just keeps on refusing so we get into arguement so he starts heading torwards me with the coffee. "Allright he has seen the error in his ways and has decided to give me my coffee" I thought. I didnt know how right I was.
Pedro Uncaps the coffee and throws its contents in my face. How fucking ridiclious is that? What the fuck is this? When Day labors attack. Well its about to get even more ridiclious, so within seconds were on the floor rolling around punching each other in the meele we both end up standing to my feet where I come up with a ingenious idea.
I pick up a shovel and gave it a home run swing right into Pedro's back. Mind you this is in a persons yard. Imagine waking up and looking out your window seeing the people you paid to build a wall in property doing this.The fight gets broken up we both have cuts and bruises and pedro has the imprint of a shovel on his back. All thats missing is the True Temper logog. After that we both were cool with each other and drank beers that night. I guess its the love of the silver bullet that keeps us good friends
I learned a lesson today was it about brother hood and friendship prevails over all? No its
SHOVEL NEVER LOSESS!!!
I should go on the true tempter tour with this thing and bean people in the Gabonaza bean who give me any problems. Think of the glory, I would basicly walk around with a shovel and hit people.
Shovel never losess.
Nothing goes good with the shovel except for a cold one.
Toss me a cold one
(intercepted)
Joe: Ohhhhhh Look what I got.
(Put un opened can to lips and pretends to chug.)
Joe: Im soooo wasted
(Kaaaaboooonnnnnng)
Brett: Shovel never losses....never.
Yesterday I played Halo with the kids around the way...Needless to say im no longer the worst. God works in mysterious ways.
Lets get the fuck out of dodge.
Heres the story... Im at work and my boss left now normally this is a time to chug beers as fast as possible before work. But insted Pedro is angry yelling at everyone and he sees Don and myself talking and calls us all kinds of shit so we seperate. Then the same exact thing happens a momment later. Then Donny asks how to say somthing in english as im working, Then fucking Pedro flips out and tells me to sit in the front yard so the boss we get in argument and I basicly tell him to eat a dick and start going back to work. Anyway the boss pulls up and drops us off coffee and bagels then he leaves.
This is where it gets ridiclious. So Pedro refuses to give us our food and we protest but he just keeps on refusing so we get into arguement so he starts heading torwards me with the coffee. "Allright he has seen the error in his ways and has decided to give me my coffee" I thought. I didnt know how right I was.
Pedro Uncaps the coffee and throws its contents in my face. How fucking ridiclious is that? What the fuck is this? When Day labors attack. Well its about to get even more ridiclious, so within seconds were on the floor rolling around punching each other in the meele we both end up standing to my feet where I come up with a ingenious idea.
I pick up a shovel and gave it a home run swing right into Pedro's back. Mind you this is in a persons yard. Imagine waking up and looking out your window seeing the people you paid to build a wall in property doing this.The fight gets broken up we both have cuts and bruises and pedro has the imprint of a shovel on his back. All thats missing is the True Temper logog. After that we both were cool with each other and drank beers that night. I guess its the love of the silver bullet that keeps us good friends
I learned a lesson today was it about brother hood and friendship prevails over all? No its
SHOVEL NEVER LOSESS!!!
I should go on the true tempter tour with this thing and bean people in the Gabonaza bean who give me any problems. Think of the glory, I would basicly walk around with a shovel and hit people.
Shovel never losess.
Nothing goes good with the shovel except for a cold one.
Toss me a cold one
(intercepted)
Joe: Ohhhhhh Look what I got.
(Put un opened can to lips and pretends to chug.)
Joe: Im soooo wasted
(Kaaaaboooonnnnnng)
Brett: Shovel never losses....never.
Yesterday I played Halo with the kids around the way...Needless to say im no longer the worst. God works in mysterious ways.
Lets get the fuck out of dodge.