fuckkkk this
After a fuck up in communication i missed an "apointment" in the city. The rents are so pissed at me its awkward to be in the house right now. How awkward you say?
More awkward then the time Joe tried to get me to wear his Amy Grant tank top...
Joe: Dude put it on, Its AMY FUCKING GRANT!
Brett: Joe please i feel weird...
Joe: Please put on the Amy grant shirt it would mean so much to me
Brett: Joe i cant... I want to go home now.
Joe: Just put it on brett put on the amy grant shirt
Joe: PUT IT ON!!!! PUT IT ON NOW!!!
Brett: No!
Joe: Your mouth says no but your heart says yes
Brett: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Joe: PUT ON THE SHIRT!!!!!!!!
More awkward then the time tom said one hour photo was a good movie and suggested I go see it with him... We still havent made eye contact since.
In other news i saw one of my 11 year old brothers friends selling some weed. Ahhhh kids grow up so fast. If you want to hear more about prebulescent youths ask Mike Selleck. This mother fucker goes to Chucky cheeses for its dating scene. Yep I said that and Ill even elaborate that he is popular with the young boys because they love a guy whose voice sounds like a tellatubby.
Selleck: heeeeey kidsss!!!
Kids: Its scrrrrreeeeeccchhhhhh from saved by the bell!!!!!
Selleck: Thats right who wants to go to my minivan!?
Pinche payaso, Its times like this I thank god he lives in NJ and that he is under the jurisdication of Megans Law.
In other news in a drunken momment my coworkers formed a union if the boss doesnt want to help a friend get a visa were all walking.
That my friend is the beauty of a union. Take that to heart if your boss fucks with you fucking walk out. Thats true power to the people. Fuck I'll agree with anything as long as i get out of work.
Peace from
your friend
Beast legend.
More awkward then the time Joe tried to get me to wear his Amy Grant tank top...
Joe: Dude put it on, Its AMY FUCKING GRANT!
Brett: Joe please i feel weird...
Joe: Please put on the Amy grant shirt it would mean so much to me
Brett: Joe i cant... I want to go home now.
Joe: Just put it on brett put on the amy grant shirt
Joe: PUT IT ON!!!! PUT IT ON NOW!!!
Brett: No!
Joe: Your mouth says no but your heart says yes
Brett: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Joe: PUT ON THE SHIRT!!!!!!!!
More awkward then the time tom said one hour photo was a good movie and suggested I go see it with him... We still havent made eye contact since.
In other news i saw one of my 11 year old brothers friends selling some weed. Ahhhh kids grow up so fast. If you want to hear more about prebulescent youths ask Mike Selleck. This mother fucker goes to Chucky cheeses for its dating scene. Yep I said that and Ill even elaborate that he is popular with the young boys because they love a guy whose voice sounds like a tellatubby.
Selleck: heeeeey kidsss!!!
Kids: Its scrrrrreeeeeccchhhhhh from saved by the bell!!!!!
Selleck: Thats right who wants to go to my minivan!?
Pinche payaso, Its times like this I thank god he lives in NJ and that he is under the jurisdication of Megans Law.
In other news in a drunken momment my coworkers formed a union if the boss doesnt want to help a friend get a visa were all walking.
That my friend is the beauty of a union. Take that to heart if your boss fucks with you fucking walk out. Thats true power to the people. Fuck I'll agree with anything as long as i get out of work.
Peace from
your friend
Beast legend.