when in doubt
Hey Hey Hey! Get a load of this fiasco, Im at work installing piping for this dudes house anyway I have to take a piss. So I go to his back yard and walk into the woods and get ready to take a piss and some British guy pops his head out of the window of the house next to the woods. I feel for the guy imagine looking out your window and finding me standing there cock in hand. Fuck I probably want to go to some councialing if I was him. The following dialog ensues:
English: What the hell do you think your doing?
Brett: Im taking a piss man.
English: NOT ON MY PROPERTY!!! NOT ON MY PROPTERY!!!
(I start to walk away)
English: WHATS YOUR NAME? WHATS YOUR NAME!?
Then I walk off and go back to work then 30 mins later the dude comes up to the construction site.
English: WHERES YOUR BOSS!!!
Brett: He aint here man.
English: I want to tell him you hopped a fence which is tresspassing which bothers me and THEN THEN TO TOP IT OFF YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE A LEAK IN MY YARD!
Brett: I didnt hop any fucking fence to be honest I thought it was these guys property.
English: The fence might have be declining in areas but you stepped over something. YOU DO IT AGAIN IM GOING TO THE POLICE WHATS THE COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?
Brett: (insert "company" here)
English: Tell these guys not to do it either.
::storms off::
Pedro: What did that guy say?
Brett: He said he wants to meet you in the woods for sex
Wahhhh Wahhhh Wahhhhh. To top the day off the peoples house we were working on had there kids at home and they would constantly be looking out the windows catching me giving my co-workers the middle fingers and other legendary hand gestures. Fuck I got to take this on tour.
OhhhhhhhhWwWwwWEeEeEeeee.
English: What the hell do you think your doing?
Brett: Im taking a piss man.
English: NOT ON MY PROPERTY!!! NOT ON MY PROPTERY!!!
(I start to walk away)
English: WHATS YOUR NAME? WHATS YOUR NAME!?
Then I walk off and go back to work then 30 mins later the dude comes up to the construction site.
English: WHERES YOUR BOSS!!!
Brett: He aint here man.
English: I want to tell him you hopped a fence which is tresspassing which bothers me and THEN THEN TO TOP IT OFF YOU WERE GOING TO TAKE A LEAK IN MY YARD!
Brett: I didnt hop any fucking fence to be honest I thought it was these guys property.
English: The fence might have be declining in areas but you stepped over something. YOU DO IT AGAIN IM GOING TO THE POLICE WHATS THE COMPANY YOU WORK FOR?
Brett: (insert "company" here)
English: Tell these guys not to do it either.
::storms off::
Pedro: What did that guy say?
Brett: He said he wants to meet you in the woods for sex
Wahhhh Wahhhh Wahhhhh. To top the day off the peoples house we were working on had there kids at home and they would constantly be looking out the windows catching me giving my co-workers the middle fingers and other legendary hand gestures. Fuck I got to take this on tour.
OhhhhhhhhWwWwwWEeEeEeeee.