The Parade
Today was all about the NJ pride as it was the Devils stanley cup victory parade, Which took place in a parking lot... Basicly I never seen so many drunk guys waiting in a parking lot since that time Mrs Selleck was giving out free blowjobs behind the dumpster of drug fair but I digress. Heres the Dynamic recap:
I get there with Quotes and the first "Act" was a cover band who played all these 80s rock songs and would randomly shout something about the NJ devils during each song. Its like the boss said "Hey you guys can play here...but heres the catch you must make 7 nj references during each song." It was still cool and greatness did ensue.
Lead singer: ALLRIGHT SOLO BANG
::curtain flies open on the stage::
:: Reavling a man in a rainbow colored afro banging Mrs Selleck doggy dog stylie::
Crowd: SOLO BANG! SOLO BANG! SOLO BANG!!!!
Solo bang: OHHHHH YEAH!!! This One goes out to my friend MR BRYNE 420!!!!
::crowd goes nuts::
Then the lady who sings the national athem comes out and sings a few songs. The only good thing about that was some random guy did the walking up hill dance. Ask me next time you see me to demonstrate this.
Then Joe Piscapo comes on the stage and starts talking about NJ pride and the devils. Somebody get that man a carrer. He rapped up his speech by passing around a little cup and asked for some money for bus fare and a room at motel 6.
Then the players are introduced and the govener gives a speech and is booed off the stage. Fuck you Mcgreevy, fuck you. Its all about the Sharpe James anyhow. Tommorow is bastards day so if your one of those kids whos dad went to the store and never came back come hang out with Al and myself tommorow. Anyway thats a rap.
annnnnnnnnnnnnd
go.
I get there with Quotes and the first "Act" was a cover band who played all these 80s rock songs and would randomly shout something about the NJ devils during each song. Its like the boss said "Hey you guys can play here...but heres the catch you must make 7 nj references during each song." It was still cool and greatness did ensue.
Lead singer: ALLRIGHT SOLO BANG
::curtain flies open on the stage::
:: Reavling a man in a rainbow colored afro banging Mrs Selleck doggy dog stylie::
Crowd: SOLO BANG! SOLO BANG! SOLO BANG!!!!
Solo bang: OHHHHH YEAH!!! This One goes out to my friend MR BRYNE 420!!!!
::crowd goes nuts::
Then the lady who sings the national athem comes out and sings a few songs. The only good thing about that was some random guy did the walking up hill dance. Ask me next time you see me to demonstrate this.
Then Joe Piscapo comes on the stage and starts talking about NJ pride and the devils. Somebody get that man a carrer. He rapped up his speech by passing around a little cup and asked for some money for bus fare and a room at motel 6.
Then the players are introduced and the govener gives a speech and is booed off the stage. Fuck you Mcgreevy, fuck you. Its all about the Sharpe James anyhow. Tommorow is bastards day so if your one of those kids whos dad went to the store and never came back come hang out with Al and myself tommorow. Anyway thats a rap.
annnnnnnnnnnnnd
go.