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Ahhhhhhhhhhh whats up you sonsofwhores?A long drawn weekend update.
Okay go.
First thing first my godfathers eldest daughter brought her boyfriend Jon from Cornell for the weekend. One night i come home late to find him in the kitchen and the do0d starts talking to me. Now how the fuck can i vibe with this do0d from cornell, Im a boxer out of paterson who works in construction and the "janitorial arts". This guys intellect is completely another level then mine. In short I can be this guy's thesis project:
(jon puts a beer on table)
Jon: Okay brett...do what comes natural...
Brett: Okay.. (grabs beer..Electric current zaps brett) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Jon jogs somthing down in a spiral note book.)
(Brett grabs beer again...electric current zaps brett..again.)
Brett: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
2 Hours later
Brett: JESUS OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
(Jon jogs down results in notebook.)
Im kidding the kid seemed on the level and we talked about theories about god. Jon takes his spirituality very seriously it would seem. The question gets poped and I lay down the Wayne theory:
Jon: Brett what do you think about god?
Brett: Well Jon heaven is on earth and that is when you are in inside a woman.
The kid starts cracking up...Ill never try to be a pseudo intellectial again. Ever.
Then saturday I went to the arcades with Josh and Ali. These fucking hot topics kid go there so much that they have groupies. You ever see an arcade groupie? It isnt a pretty thing. These do0ds get treated to free games by the staff, i guess bieng a hot topic kid pays off in the end. Yeah, well no it doesnt it just makes you a mall asshole.
Well thats my recap im sorry for the lack of funny in it, this update was rushed and wasnt even read over. Im just winging it.
Random Fact: Danny when he was younger whenever he went to the bathroom he would hum the ghostbusters theme song. I decided I am going to bring it back into style.
Sorry.
Okay go.
First thing first my godfathers eldest daughter brought her boyfriend Jon from Cornell for the weekend. One night i come home late to find him in the kitchen and the do0d starts talking to me. Now how the fuck can i vibe with this do0d from cornell, Im a boxer out of paterson who works in construction and the "janitorial arts". This guys intellect is completely another level then mine. In short I can be this guy's thesis project:
(jon puts a beer on table)
Jon: Okay brett...do what comes natural...
Brett: Okay.. (grabs beer..Electric current zaps brett) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(Jon jogs somthing down in a spiral note book.)
(Brett grabs beer again...electric current zaps brett..again.)
Brett: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
2 Hours later
Brett: JESUS OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!
(Jon jogs down results in notebook.)
Im kidding the kid seemed on the level and we talked about theories about god. Jon takes his spirituality very seriously it would seem. The question gets poped and I lay down the Wayne theory:
Jon: Brett what do you think about god?
Brett: Well Jon heaven is on earth and that is when you are in inside a woman.
The kid starts cracking up...Ill never try to be a pseudo intellectial again. Ever.
Then saturday I went to the arcades with Josh and Ali. These fucking hot topics kid go there so much that they have groupies. You ever see an arcade groupie? It isnt a pretty thing. These do0ds get treated to free games by the staff, i guess bieng a hot topic kid pays off in the end. Yeah, well no it doesnt it just makes you a mall asshole.
Well thats my recap im sorry for the lack of funny in it, this update was rushed and wasnt even read over. Im just winging it.
Random Fact: Danny when he was younger whenever he went to the bathroom he would hum the ghostbusters theme song. I decided I am going to bring it back into style.
Sorry.